The perfect outcome

[andgonsil]

Stipe wins and retires

No rematch for Jones

 

[Reach4theSky]

 

[MaulingMyClown]

And KOs Dana on the way out

 

[BigTruck]

Random thought, need thread.

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

I had sex

 

[The_Renaissance]

Yes it would be fucking delicious. But there's close to zero chance of it happening.

 

[BJJ4Tone]

Stipe wins and retires

No rematch for Jones

I'd give anything.

 

[sanguinius]

Jones wins, then beats Tom or whomever, they overturn his “loss” to hamill, he retires and ascends to the heavens.

 

[BigTruck]

I had sex

Did he consent?

 

[Ares Black]

Random thought, need thread.

Every random thought needs its own thread. This particular random thought was super important!

 

[BigTruck]

Every random thought needs its own thread. This particular random thought was super important!

Random

 

[filthybliss]

Did he consent?

he didn't mention if it was human or not. we could be dealing with izzy 2.0, you never know in the mma community

 

[supermurph]

Jones will spiral out worse than usual if that happens.

 

[filthybliss]

as a Fedor fan, if that happens, I am not sure if I could sternly say that Fedor is better than Stipe if that happens. I feel like it would have to be a very one sided clobbering or a KO for Stipe to win. Jones might scrap by a semi-competetive match with a UD or split.

 

[BigTruck]

he didn't mention if it was human or not. we could be dealing with izzy 2.0, you never know in the mma community

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

Did he consent?

Yes