The Original Cauliflower Ear Treatment

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by Winkle, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. Winkle White Belt

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  2. DuMaX Purple Belt

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    Sounds like a load of snake oil too me.
     
  3. whipyourasstyle Exitus acta probat

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    DOes not look legit at all. Maybe to soothe the pain but "cure" it probably not. Drainage and compression is the only real way to treat coli ear
     
  4. txfighter13 Purple Belt

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    ice it.
     
  5. Bucketbot Blue Belt

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    As was said above...

    SNAKE OIL!

    taken directly from the website

    "What's in this stuff? We use ingredients found in nature"

    Yeah sounds great to me!

    Additionally instead of actual scientific evidence the site was a "testimonial" section. Always a red flag...

    Unless you are physically draining the ear (read as: putting a needle in there and draining it off), there is nothing that is going to "get rid" of cauliflower ear.
     
  6. Mike Wilson Jr. Amateur Fighter

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    it says that it applies to the skin??? WTF? a cauliflower ear is when the external portion of the ear suffers a blow, a blood clot or other fluid may collect under the perichondrium. This separates the cartilage from the overlying perichondrium that is its source of nutrients, causing the cartilage to die. This leads to a formation of fibrous tissue in the overlying skin. When this happens, the outer ear becomes permanently swollen and deformed, thus resembling a cauliflower.

    and your telling me that this company wants to wipe some cream on it and itll go away!? gimmie a break!

    dont be a puss, man the hell up and stick a hypodermic needle in it and drain it out like the rest of us!!!



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  7. Theodore Orange Belt

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    Insulin needles don't hurt to use. There is a tiny pinch when it goes in and that is it! Quick and simple! I even used 25 gauge and it wasn't that bad.

    Stick it, squeeze it, be done with it.
     
  8. The Colonel Purple Belt

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    I firmly believe that the cauliflower ear-less people cry themselves to sleep every night out of shame and jealousy.
     
  9. Eric Renzo NH Green Belt

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    just put it on, set it, and forget it....
     
  10. Tim Turner Blue Belt Professional Fighter

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    end thread
     
  11. JSN choo-CHOO!

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    if i were more motivated i'd create a system for treating cauli that invloves making a mold of the ear before training that is to be applied over the ear after it's drained after injury.
     
  12. Knots619 Orange Belt

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    a good treatment is to wear headgear while training
     
  13. Jim J Purple Belt

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    I've used it and it works! I had to stop using it though, because it was adding too much length and girth to my penis.
     
  14. beeble Green Belt

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    best anti cauliflower ear is headgear..
     
  15. Highway0311 White Belt

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    So true. I constantly check to see when I'll get the ugly ears too.
     
  16. bluemizuno White Belt

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    yeah, man, I'm so happy that I have just a little tiny bit of cauli - not enough for my wife to hate it, cause, let's be honest, that shit matters - but still, it's there.
     
  17. Syko Mike Newbie

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    Does anyone have any suggestions for where I can get a needle to drain it?
     
  18. tesheu Orange Belt

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    If it sounds too good to be true ... it probably is.
     
  19. Trudge Purple Belt

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    well, thats a preventative measure, but i see your point
     
  20. vitor3000 Blue Belt

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    WAHAHAHA...does anyone remember that poster that injected rubbing alcohol into his ear because he thought it was fix his cauli.......shit was the funniest post EVR!
     

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