The OFFICIAL recommended daily breakdown of nutrients

Discussion in 'Dieting / Supplement Discussion' started by ThaiFighter_83, Jun 14, 2008.

  1. ThaiFighter_83

    ThaiFighter_83 Yellow Belt

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    Yesterday, the Seargon General just came out with a new breakdown of what you need to eat. It's a lot different from the old one.

    30% Carbohydrates
    20% Fat
    10% Protein
    20% Alcohol
    20% Pussy
     
  2. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid In search for the Ultimate cup of Coffee

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    link to Source? :D
    Although I think pussy should be 100%
    You get all the vitamins and minerals you need from that alone, :icon_lol:
     
  3. arctic82

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    20% pussy? Thats just stupid! Everybody knows that it must be more! 20%... The labcoats again recomend the bare minimum, just above the starvaton limit. Its like the recomendations of vitamins and minerals, way too low for anybody else than a sedantry couchpotato.

    I wonder who was lobbying this one. I bet its the christian democrats.

    20%... Damn conservatives...
     
  4. AverageJoe

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    As long as you feed your pussy a complete and natural diet, you should be on Easy St. with 95% pussy 5% alcohol (if it's clear and not hella sugary.)
     

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