The most tired thread every whitebelt makes thinking they’re onto something new

[LostMyBlackBelt]

All the Joe Rogan is tall with a full head of hair and no shoe lifts threads.

 

[Striker Fox]

I remember I asked how a prime Aldo vs prime GSP would go at 155lbs catchweight and was annihilated for it lol

 

[JPOMMA]

The promotion is bleeding out and the sport is losing popularity


Once a week

There’s even one that just popped up right and now and it’s crazy, it’s getting long responses and eyeballs.

I think there are some go-to “bait topics” like that that are used to generate traffic and comments for the site. Otherwise I can’t see why the same thread topics (goats, ufc dying, etc.) keep popping up daily, not even from white belts. It’s just social media engineering and/or users wanting views/likes (for what purpose?).

 

[Tito Tapped]

Is this the worst card ever?

Which boxers would dominate in MMA?

Why kempo is the best MA for self defense.

 

[BluntForceTrama]

Is this the worst card ever?

Which boxers would dominate in MMA?

Why kempo is the best MA for self defense.

lol I did the first one recently

Only because it legit actually seemed like the worst one EVER

My bad sincerely

 

[Tito Tapped]

lol I did the first one recently

Only because it legit actually seemed like the worst one EVER

My bad sincerely

We see it almost every card tbh. It was just low hanging fruit

 

[BangBang]

Tyson Fury is the best HW boxer of our generation....

 

[Neck&Neck]

That’s why I don’t start threads
I just shitpost in them

 

[Hymen Crusher]

That’s why I don’t start threads
I just shitpost in them

Exactly I'm a contributor not an innovator.

 

[HHJ]

Thank you for the contribution but if they said on US soil I think we can bridge huge gaps of reality

Fedor IS reality.

 

[HHJ]

"I think we can all agree that..."

 

[dipstickjimmy]

Maybe a thread like this will save a few souls lol

Brown Belts should not be allowed to start new threads IMO.



JK

 

[ILove4MinutesHyuna]

I fear threads made by accounts created between 2016-2018
More so than any white belt

 

[EYEKICKFACES]

This thread is actually a great example of a classic white belt thread.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I think my one was "who wins an openweight tournament", it didn't end well ha ha

 

[g*r*b]

I'm going to focus on the end of the sentence rather than the beginning. That is to say, not every white belt makes them, but the ones that do think they are coming up with a brilliant new idea.

1. "Howabout we make the cage out of PLEXIGLASS so everyone can see?" Yeah, for about 2 minutes before it gets all smeared up.

2. "Howabout we legalize cage grabbing so the wrestlers don't have such an advantage?" Not realizing the wrestlers would grab ahold of the cage and pin their prey against the mesh in a pain sandwich, which is why cage grabbing was made illegal in the first place.

 

[Mind Mine]

I fear threads made by accounts created between 2016-2018
More so than any white belt

I didn’t ask you I don’t necessarily fear people that can’t stay on thread topic I just find them dumb as fuck and hit ignore

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

celebrating every time they perceive something terrible is happening to the UFC. oh wait, hardcores do that lmao

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

Heavyweight should be unlimited, there are a few guys that are just that big without being over weight. I know it's rare but it exists. Also if a fat 400 fuck is able to do well and beat top competition then I don't see why they shouldn't be allowed to compete in the UFC. You don't see too many fat slobs in boxing despite heavyweight being unlimited so I don't think it would happen in the UFC either.

 

[ILove4MinutesHyuna]

That Selena Gomez is hotter than Justin Biebers wife