Health The most important poll in the history of polls.

[Otto!]

Do they make full body condoms?

 

[Stoic1]

Could easily beat the shit out of Bonnie and then dump the 1000th load in that silverback.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Do they make full body condoms?

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'd tell the silverback he can bang Bonnie Blue if he let's me live.

 

[Your Salad]

Fuck it I voted Bonnie.
If I was the first guy on her train I would have stood back and just kept audibly saying "not saying I got it but if I got it you got it".

 

[TheTickG]

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Shout-out to @Zer. This seems right up his alley.

I can morally justify fighting the gorilla. Can't say the same for the blue death option.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I mean life wouldn't be worth living once your penis becomes a festering glob of warts and blisters.

The gorilla would give you a quicker death.

 

[lsa]

Fuck it I voted Bonnie.
If I was the first guy on her train I would have stood back and just kept audibly saying "not saying I got it but if I got it you got it".

sadly you would be the last... according to the poll.
And no condom.

Death by silver back has never looked better.

 

[Your Salad]

sadly you would be the last... according to the poll.
And no condom.

Death by silver back has never looked better.

"No condom" wasn't in the OP. I was just saying in this fictitious scenario where I wasn't definitionally the 487th guy witch I never was, if I was the first guy that's what I would do.
Gorillas seem pretty chill and all BTW.

 

[Batjester]

 

[Nimrod]

Depends on how im feeling..

Today id take the Gorilla, but maybe i take Blue tomorow

 

[ThaiSexPills]

Does anyone know I did it?

 

[philcrow]

I'd guess I'd have to take my chances with the whore. The poor fluffers never get any credit with these things. Yeah Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a game, but who was there to pass him the ball.

 

[Brofessor]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Bonnie Blue and her incredible achievement? She will go down as the best in history. She is a Hall of Fame level athlete in her sport. The sport of whoring.