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Health The most important poll in the history of polls.
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I'd hate to be last just because there'd be more attention on you as everyone celebrates Bonnie achieving the goal, maybe they'd interview you or some shit. I'd rather be like 950-999 so I could just duck out quietly afterwards. #1000 is still better than being killed by a gorilla though
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Is the gorilla not very attractive? I mean it’s not a whore, right?
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pretty easy choice. I wouldn't want to be the thousandth guy - just imagine the smell! - but, 1st gorilla is certain death.
maybe if it was like 15th against the gorilla, youd have a chance of not just immediately being ripped in half
maybe if it was like 15th against the gorilla, youd have a chance of not just immediately being ripped in half
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Anyone getting even close to her is a sicko, enough said... She made the news already a year ago for her choice of 'career'.
Read at your own risk, lol
Yeah, I'm probably choosing the gorilla here.
Read at your own risk, lol
The face of Nottingham has been dubbed a 'predator' for her actions, which include targeting hundreds of teenage Freshers at Nottingham University for her own financial gain.
However, Bonnie insists she has the support of her parents: a sign she held up reading 'Uni students bonk me & let me film it' was made by her mother, who also helps her
'clean up' after she films her racy videos.
'My mum went round the day before freshers started, handing out fliers and condoms to students, and begged them "Go and bonk my daughter", my dad's got my business card in
the back of his phone case. He takes it to the pub with his friends and people there.'
On OnlyFans, she has uploaded videos of herself sleeping with numerous young-looking men. The adult star, who is from Nottingham but now lives in Australia's Gold Coast,
recently claimed to have slept with more than 100 Fresher university students during two weekend sex marathons near Nottingham University. After gaining thousands of followers,
Bonnie's outrageous actions have now sparked vicious backlash, with her Australian visa recently being revoked.
She had revealed her plans to sleep with students at Schoolies graduation ceremonies - an Australian tradition of high-school graduates having week-long holidays following
the end of their final exams. 'People need to educate themselves and stop being so shady to sex workers,' she responded.
Incredibly, Bonnie's own parents have supported her endeavours, she claims.
'They found out by a video being leaked. They said they wouldn't have chosen this for me but "as long as you're happy". They see how happy I am, and how I do financially.
So now they love it. My mum wears a top with my OnlyFans printed, my dad's always telling people about it all.'
When asked if she had an emotional response to finding out Bonnie was sleeping with hundreds of especially teenagers for money, the mother Sarah said she only found out about
her raunchy career after seeing a leaked video where her daughter had sex.
'I was gutted at first, I really was,' she admitted. 'It was just a shock, because... it was something I never thought she would do.'
Sarah went on to reveal how Bonnie uses the money she has earned to buy her nice gifts and holidays, but insisted it's not the reason she's now so supportive of her daughter.
'We've had nice holidays and nice gifts but that doesn't matter too much. She's happy, so I'm happy because she's happy,' she explained.
It was in Australia in 2021 when Bonnie started making OnlyFans content. After just a week, someone sent a video of herself to her parents via Facebook.
'I wasn't expecting it. I'm in Australia and they're in the UK. I know stuff gets out but I wanted to be able to tell them in my own time. I explained me doing this is worth
the judgement to potentially have a dream lifestyle. Once she and my dad understood that offering, they were fully on board.'
Last year, she joined a group of adult stars to head to Schoolies - an end of school celebration in Australia - with the hope of 'bedding young virgins'.
'Lads are lads, they're all teens and they're horny. I'm having fun with it!' exclaimed Bonnie to Daily Mail Australia at the time.
She released 32 videos from her week in Australia's Gold Coast and said she got an influx of subscribers. A few months later she instead headed to Spring Break in Cancun, where
she slept with 122 American College Students in two weeks. These days, Bonnie has been heavily criticised for jetting around the world to sleep with 'barely legal' teenagers
during their first week of university and filming it for her OnlyFans account. She's now receiving backlash in the United States and Australia, even facing calls to be banned
from the latter over her plans to attend the graduation celebrations.
Bonnie took to Instagram again on Monday to make a fresh call-out for "barely legal" boys attending the upcoming Schoolies Week on the Gold Coast to sleep with her on camera.
'Okay so Schoolies starts in four weeks and I cannot wait to be back on the Gold Coast, pleasuring barely legal 18-year-olds,' she said in the video.
While Bonnie's quest is not illegal, specifying that 18-year-olds will get the chance, her actions have been frowned on by many. Her call-out has led to her being condemned by
safety experts, while a change.org petition has called for her Visa to Australia to be cancelled.
Child safety expert Kristi McVee is also vehemently opposed to Blue and her adult actress-partner Knight's plans, saying 'if this was a male OF creator targeting "barely legal"
young women, we would be up in arms here, they would be called out as paidophiles'.
But Blue told Daily Mail Australia: 'They're just jealous, like the hate is coming from middle-aged women that don't understand this life. They're trying to bring shame on it.
And I'm not saying you have to agree with my work, but I'm not a predator and I'm not doing anything wrong. It's their bodies and it's their choice... You can't be controlled
by your mum your whole life. Just because they might not agree with your actions does not mean that I'm a predator for what I offer.'
Bonnie, who is originally from Nottingham but lives on the Gold Coast, recently said that 'parents should be thanking her' for sleeping with their teenage sons.
'I'm helping their children out. When I'm sleeping with them it's educational and they walk away with such confidence,'
She also revealed on the Dream On with Lottie Moss podcast she had shared her location online, telling any young men: 'Let me pleasure you.'
After the call-out, she claimed hundreds of students had queued up eight hours to sleep with her.
'There was a massive queue that went all the way around the corner with boys waiting for over 8 hours,' she said while sharing a shocking video of the queue.
She claimed her sex marathons are happening to dispel myths produced by porn and to help 'virgin' boys gain some confidence:
'If you're a virgin or new to sex there's nothing for you,' she said. 'You watch porn stars with massive penises and bodies and the average person is not like that. It's not
helping them. When you watch a movie, if you can relate to that person you can connect a lot better to it. So I thought there's no better way for me to make content than to have
sex with virgins, or groups of new friends, or just the average day-to-day person.'
She revealed in the interview that she has already made '£3 million' during her first year on OnlyFans, and when asked about the backlash she's faced for her content, Bonnie stated
that many of her negative comments come from 'middle-aged women.'
'They know their partner would like to cheat with me, and that's not my problem, the comments will be on the way I look,' she explained. 'I look at their profile picture, and in
the nicest way possible, even if you cover yourself in bleach you're still not going to look clean, so no, I'm not really insulted by you,' she concluded.
However, Bonnie insists she has the support of her parents: a sign she held up reading 'Uni students bonk me & let me film it' was made by her mother, who also helps her
'clean up' after she films her racy videos.
'My mum went round the day before freshers started, handing out fliers and condoms to students, and begged them "Go and bonk my daughter", my dad's got my business card in
the back of his phone case. He takes it to the pub with his friends and people there.'
On OnlyFans, she has uploaded videos of herself sleeping with numerous young-looking men. The adult star, who is from Nottingham but now lives in Australia's Gold Coast,
recently claimed to have slept with more than 100 Fresher university students during two weekend sex marathons near Nottingham University. After gaining thousands of followers,
Bonnie's outrageous actions have now sparked vicious backlash, with her Australian visa recently being revoked.
She had revealed her plans to sleep with students at Schoolies graduation ceremonies - an Australian tradition of high-school graduates having week-long holidays following
the end of their final exams. 'People need to educate themselves and stop being so shady to sex workers,' she responded.
Incredibly, Bonnie's own parents have supported her endeavours, she claims.
'They found out by a video being leaked. They said they wouldn't have chosen this for me but "as long as you're happy". They see how happy I am, and how I do financially.
So now they love it. My mum wears a top with my OnlyFans printed, my dad's always telling people about it all.'
When asked if she had an emotional response to finding out Bonnie was sleeping with hundreds of especially teenagers for money, the mother Sarah said she only found out about
her raunchy career after seeing a leaked video where her daughter had sex.
'I was gutted at first, I really was,' she admitted. 'It was just a shock, because... it was something I never thought she would do.'
Sarah went on to reveal how Bonnie uses the money she has earned to buy her nice gifts and holidays, but insisted it's not the reason she's now so supportive of her daughter.
'We've had nice holidays and nice gifts but that doesn't matter too much. She's happy, so I'm happy because she's happy,' she explained.
It was in Australia in 2021 when Bonnie started making OnlyFans content. After just a week, someone sent a video of herself to her parents via Facebook.
'I wasn't expecting it. I'm in Australia and they're in the UK. I know stuff gets out but I wanted to be able to tell them in my own time. I explained me doing this is worth
the judgement to potentially have a dream lifestyle. Once she and my dad understood that offering, they were fully on board.'
Last year, she joined a group of adult stars to head to Schoolies - an end of school celebration in Australia - with the hope of 'bedding young virgins'.
'Lads are lads, they're all teens and they're horny. I'm having fun with it!' exclaimed Bonnie to Daily Mail Australia at the time.
She released 32 videos from her week in Australia's Gold Coast and said she got an influx of subscribers. A few months later she instead headed to Spring Break in Cancun, where
she slept with 122 American College Students in two weeks. These days, Bonnie has been heavily criticised for jetting around the world to sleep with 'barely legal' teenagers
during their first week of university and filming it for her OnlyFans account. She's now receiving backlash in the United States and Australia, even facing calls to be banned
from the latter over her plans to attend the graduation celebrations.
Bonnie took to Instagram again on Monday to make a fresh call-out for "barely legal" boys attending the upcoming Schoolies Week on the Gold Coast to sleep with her on camera.
'Okay so Schoolies starts in four weeks and I cannot wait to be back on the Gold Coast, pleasuring barely legal 18-year-olds,' she said in the video.
While Bonnie's quest is not illegal, specifying that 18-year-olds will get the chance, her actions have been frowned on by many. Her call-out has led to her being condemned by
safety experts, while a change.org petition has called for her Visa to Australia to be cancelled.
Child safety expert Kristi McVee is also vehemently opposed to Blue and her adult actress-partner Knight's plans, saying 'if this was a male OF creator targeting "barely legal"
young women, we would be up in arms here, they would be called out as paidophiles'.
But Blue told Daily Mail Australia: 'They're just jealous, like the hate is coming from middle-aged women that don't understand this life. They're trying to bring shame on it.
And I'm not saying you have to agree with my work, but I'm not a predator and I'm not doing anything wrong. It's their bodies and it's their choice... You can't be controlled
by your mum your whole life. Just because they might not agree with your actions does not mean that I'm a predator for what I offer.'
Bonnie, who is originally from Nottingham but lives on the Gold Coast, recently said that 'parents should be thanking her' for sleeping with their teenage sons.
'I'm helping their children out. When I'm sleeping with them it's educational and they walk away with such confidence,'
She also revealed on the Dream On with Lottie Moss podcast she had shared her location online, telling any young men: 'Let me pleasure you.'
After the call-out, she claimed hundreds of students had queued up eight hours to sleep with her.
'There was a massive queue that went all the way around the corner with boys waiting for over 8 hours,' she said while sharing a shocking video of the queue.
She claimed her sex marathons are happening to dispel myths produced by porn and to help 'virgin' boys gain some confidence:
'If you're a virgin or new to sex there's nothing for you,' she said. 'You watch porn stars with massive penises and bodies and the average person is not like that. It's not
helping them. When you watch a movie, if you can relate to that person you can connect a lot better to it. So I thought there's no better way for me to make content than to have
sex with virgins, or groups of new friends, or just the average day-to-day person.'
She revealed in the interview that she has already made '£3 million' during her first year on OnlyFans, and when asked about the backlash she's faced for her content, Bonnie stated
that many of her negative comments come from 'middle-aged women.'
'They know their partner would like to cheat with me, and that's not my problem, the comments will be on the way I look,' she explained. 'I look at their profile picture, and in
the nicest way possible, even if you cover yourself in bleach you're still not going to look clean, so no, I'm not really insulted by you,' she concluded.
Yeah, I'm probably choosing the gorilla here.
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Yo that’s crazy. The guy that eventually marries her is so lame lol
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I'll take shame over death.
I think...
If I am first for the guerrilla how much control do i have over who is 2nd 3rd 4th, etc?
If I can approach that with a military level of strategy and I get to dictate what group of suicidal task oriented meth infused lunatics go with me I think I could sway the odds a bit.
If you had 5 or so people assigned specifically to occupy each limb and another 3 pure eye gougers with someone maliciously fisting the tail pipe and others going for rear naked chokes and small joint manipulation I think you could overwhelm the beast.
If I'm first and there is a timer where each subsequent person is not released for a pre determined interval... that is just death.
If I am "first" but in a wave of people willing to die and fully committed to the cause.. better odds. Like if 1-5 are just holding the line throwing teap kicks to try to manage distance while 6-15 approach from sides and 16-25 are coming up from behind and there is a million dollar prize for the first eyeball to be ripped off the gorilla... the Silverback has got problems.
Or if we can drop groups of 5 on it from above like missiles.
Let me plan this thing and give me the luxury to sacrifice people and that gorilla is done.
I'm going gorilla. Fuck it.
Better to die a hero than live in 999 dudes jizz
I think...
If I am first for the guerrilla how much control do i have over who is 2nd 3rd 4th, etc?
If I can approach that with a military level of strategy and I get to dictate what group of suicidal task oriented meth infused lunatics go with me I think I could sway the odds a bit.
If you had 5 or so people assigned specifically to occupy each limb and another 3 pure eye gougers with someone maliciously fisting the tail pipe and others going for rear naked chokes and small joint manipulation I think you could overwhelm the beast.
If I'm first and there is a timer where each subsequent person is not released for a pre determined interval... that is just death.
If I am "first" but in a wave of people willing to die and fully committed to the cause.. better odds. Like if 1-5 are just holding the line throwing teap kicks to try to manage distance while 6-15 approach from sides and 16-25 are coming up from behind and there is a million dollar prize for the first eyeball to be ripped off the gorilla... the Silverback has got problems.
Or if we can drop groups of 5 on it from above like missiles.
Let me plan this thing and give me the luxury to sacrifice people and that gorilla is done.
I'm going gorilla. Fuck it.
Better to die a hero than live in 999 dudes jizz
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Look all I'm saying is that a condom won't protect me from the gorilla.
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Neither, you're going to munch town.
So either a painful but some what quick death by gorilla or shameful sex with a whore and a slow painful death from whats probably new mutated STDs?
Gorilla for me then
