Relationships The Most Dangerous Sex Position

[RightToBareKnuckles]

I thought forced anal in prison with a shiv against your throat was the most dangerous.

 

[method115]

I love it. Full view of penetration and their buttholes yawn at you. But does have to go slower and be cautious. If she goes too fast just hit the reset button.

I like the view but the overall position just doesn't feel all that great. It's ok. I prefer face down ass up.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

There exists a sex position called the Piledriver which can injure your neck.

Yup.
Donkey punch coupled with a dirty raccoon can cause a loss of consciousness with extensive eye irritation.

 

[Red Beard]

you a power bottom?

Spoiler

<{chips}>

Spoiler

prolly

 

[Deleted member 449757]

Yup.
Donkey punch coupled with a dirty raccoon can cause a loss of consciousness with extensive eye irritation.

I heard the Dirty Sanchez isn't too sanitary either.

 

[Iron Mang]

IMO, I'm not much of a fan of reverse cowgirl. Normal cowgirl so I can grab my wife's tits. Doggy is probably the favorite if I think about it. Missionary and prone are always great too. I rotate all, so none are finishers.

Luckily, the worst injury I've gotten during sex is a bruised penis. Thank goodness I have never had any trips to the ER!

 

[560ti]

Alphas dont fuck from teh bottom, just like in MMA

This made me laugh, especially since this morning my wife rode my face so hard that it slightly busted my lip (by sherdog standards extremely un alpha but I'm not complaining)

 

[SammyPops]

This made me laugh, especially since this morning my wife rode my face so hard that it slightly busted my lip (by sherdog standards extremely un alpha but I'm not complaining)

that is a beta position for sure, though the angle of the top's mouth that allows the dick to slide down the top's throat deeper than normal is a plus

 

[Jesus X]

I always forget how many male porn actors post on sherdog.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

noble list. For me my favorites are:

1) cowgirl
2) prone
3) missionary with the legs folded to the shoulders.

You are flexible.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

I always forget how many male porn actors post on sherdog.

https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Dakota-Cochrane-48554

 

[Jesus X]

https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Dakota-Cochrane-48554

Correction gay male pornstars on sherdog.

 

[YEET]

You are flexible.

I’m a dude and not that flexible.

 

[HunterAcosta]

My dad’s ex girlfriend after he divorced mom was a voluptuous , big assed woman . She was riding furiously on top and his cock slipped out , hit her tailbone and broke his cock. He has crooked cock now ( no I haven’t seen it.) No surgery . A bud’s bud had his girl riding him ( petite chick ) and same shit happened to him but his dick broke at 90 degrees and blood shot out he said all over room and she passed out from anxiety . Says he had to have surgery . Surgery sucks too cause it apparently shortens your cock length .

 

[Iron Mang]

My dad’s ex girlfriend after he divorced mom was a voluptuous , big assed woman . She was riding furiously on top and his cock slipped out , hit her tailbone and broke his cock. He has crooked cock now ( no I haven’t seen it.) No surgery . A bud’s bud had his girl riding him ( petite chick ) and same shit happened to him but his dick broke at 90 degrees and blood shot out he said all over room and she passed out from anxiety . Says he had to have surgery . Surgery sucks too cause it apparently shortens your cock length .

It's all fun and games until a broken dick!

 

[blaseblase]

Isnt it just the generic porn position only so the people watching have the greatest view of seeing the dick enter the vagina? I see no reason for normal people fucking to do it.

 

[Jesus X]

Isnt it just the generic porn position only so the people watching have the greatest view of seeing the dick enter the vagina? I see no reason for normal people fucking to do it.

I agree it is darwinism if normal folks are doing it and they deserve not to be able to procreate properly.

 

[BroRogan]

The most dangerous is whatever position you're doing that can lead to 18 years of child support.

ALSO

 

[GSP_37]

Would have guessed the one that gives you throat cancer.

 

[TestosterOWN]

Good thing my go to is the pile driver