The Mike Goldberg Drinking game !

[Estrogenblocker1078]

he's a complete tool....

 

[HockeyBjj]

Goldberg says the same fucking canned lines constantly. It's so annoying.

After every single finish, "It's allllll over. Just, like, that."

Like come one. Nothing to authentically show what's going on there? Just the same promo line each time? Lame

NFL announcers don't have the same identical sentence each time a touchdown is scored or after each final whistle.

 

[thehighking]

Not a great card. It is a pretty good one though, the main card is awesome

 

[Spycho]

Isn't that posh British dude that should commentate figure skating sitting next to Hardy? I know Rogan isn't calling the fights this card.

 

[Sonny Qc]

Isn't that posh British dude that should commentate figure skating sitting next to Hardy? I know Rogan isn't calling the fights this card.

Well f*ck

 

[MMACroatia]

I will never forget during Condit vs Woodley fight Goldberg and Rogan talking why Condit had his face in pain after being taken down in the 2nd round,and Goldberg says "Or maybe he is just mad cause he got taken down again" .One and only..Mr.Goldie

 

[Z28MARO]

Drink everytime he says "Joe"

 

[Led]

Isn't that posh British dude that should commentate figure skating sitting next to Hardy? I know Rogan isn't calling the fights this card.

Most likely. Rogan recently announced a lighter UFC schedule, and I believe he will only be doing commentary for UFC numbered events that are in the US.

Okay with me. I like Rogan's work but Hardy is a great analyst.

 

[eddiedingle]

add slip and rip to it. He loves that

 

[juanM3]

I like his signature phrases. Anik's are better though. "Buck XX", "and a hook", "chins holding up", "landing at a pretty good clip".

Goldie also loves comparisons to football players. "He looks like a NFL running back, Joe".

 

[SenorFranko]

This is my kind of game. Me and my mates pretty much play this same game everytime Goldberg is on the mic. The only difference is instead of drinking we just laugh instead.

A few more I always look out for

"embrace the grind"
"as you said Joe..."
"so you want to be an Ultimate fighter"
"these guys bite down on thier mouthpiece and start swinging"

 

[trident]

That's about my pace anyway

 

[560ti]

I will try it on saturday and let you know how it goes

 

[k1ngjester]

Drink everytime he says "Joe"

He's always looking for Joe's approval, so this would kill someone.

 

[Spycho]

Most likely. Rogan recently announced a lighter UFC schedule, and I believe he will only be doing commentary for UFC numbered events that are in the US.

Okay with me. I like Rogan's work but Hardy is a great analyst.

Yeah he's doing a fight companion on his podcast that night so he won't be there. I like Hardy as well, more than Stann, Florian, or -god forbid- Cormier, but that Gooden dude that calls the fights with him is beyond terrible.

 

[Z3N Gambler]

Which event does he say it the most, a friends in town and we're drinking in a few hours.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Chug when he stares lifelessly into the camera, smiling behind dead eyes and a robotic smile while joe Rogan talks.

 

[Pepy]

Finish your drink if Joe says
-HE`s HURT!
while Mike follows with "MY GOODNESS!"

 

[P4p Islam]

UFC 204 is perfect for that Imo.
Not a great card so a drinking game would be perfect to go with it.

If you didn't about that drinking game, here it is.

Take one drink if:
- He Says “Here we go!”
- Asks “Can he finish?”
- He Says "It's all over"
- He Says, “virtually identical”
- He Says "The veteran voice of the octagon"
- He says "unbelievable"

Take two drinks if:
- He is corrected by Joe Rogan
- Calls someone a future hall of famer
- He references a non-UFC combatant
- Tells Joe you can "make the argument"
- He calls someone a "classy competitor"


Finish your drink if:
- A fight finishes before you have to take a drink


Discuss.

COMING UP NEXT!!!!

 

[Sonny Qc]

COMING UP NEXT!!!!

oh, need to add that one.

Kthanks sir!