The Magical Wizard appears at your workplace...

[Bornstarch]

He shows up unannounced.

He has a proposition for you...

ANY and ALL 18 year old girls will want nothing more in their lives than to have sex with you...

..but soon as the microsecond they turn 19, they will think you are the most repugnant man on the planet and want absolutely nothing to do with you. This goes for every single woman from 19 years old on up.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

18 is not the apex of a women's beauty. Ridiculously easy pass.

 

[terrapin]

He shows up unannounced.

He has a proposition for you...

ANY and ALL 18 year old girls will want nothing more in their lives than to have sex with you...

..but soon as the microsecond they turn 19, they will think you are the most repugnant man on the planet and want absolutely nothing to do with you. This goes for every single woman from 19 years old on up.

Pass. 18 year olds are children.

 

[Zer]

I'd say no immediately just because I'd think it was HR pulling some shit

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I'd say no immediately just because I'd think it was HR pulling some shit

 

[Sycho Sid]

Some dudes' obsession with 18 year olds is freaking creepy to me.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

You can tell a lot of the dudes that post here have never spoken to women (or even a woman) before.

 

[taxevader86]

18? Seriously? I prefer women in their early 20's.

 

[mb23100]

He'll no

 

[Pliny Pete]

Every woman on the planet already wants nothing to do with me so this is a win all the way around for me

 

[Otto!]

Too young. Hard pass.

 

[Garnet_StrongerThanYou]

I have an 18 year old niece.

she has the body of a woman but the mind of a child. She does Tik tok dances and watches family channel and cries when she gets her period.

Even if the body is grown; the mind is still very much a little kid at that age in 2021.

In the past and in third world countries they had to mature faster.

An 18 year old girl does not need a grown mans dick. Let her grow up a bit and see the world.

 

[HARRISON_3]

..but soon as the microsecond they turn 19, they will think you are the most repugnant man on the planet and want absolutely nothing to do with you. This goes for every single woman from 19 years old on up.

 

[Contempt]

He shows up unannounced.

He has a proposition for you...

ANY and ALL 18 year old girls will want nothing more in their lives than to have sex with you...

..but soon as the microsecond they turn 19, they will think you are the most repugnant man on the planet and want absolutely nothing to do with you. This goes for every single woman from 19 years old on up.

Cool, sign me up oh great asshole wizard!!!

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I have an 18 year old niece.

she has the body of a woman but the mind of a child. She does Tik tok dances and watches family channel and cries when she gets her period.

An 18 year old girl does not need a grown mans dick. Let her grow up a bit and see the world.

I wonder what she would think if she knew her uncle was talking about her period in a karate forum lol.

 

[Domitian]

I could build an army if all the women want to have sex with me. I can also command the women to fuck the men so I get the men on my side too. I would rule supreme. The men will always stay loyal because every year they get a new batch of hoes..

 

[DaleBoca]

Nice knowing you, creep.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Gonna get awkward when the hour strikes on their 19th bday

 

[terrapin]

Every woman on the planet already wants nothing to do with me so this is a win all the way around for me

gold post.

 

[west42]

Sounds ideal tbh