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The best way to deal with a shitstorm is to get out in front of it. And that's exactly what Machida and Curson have done here, but don't be fooled.

First of all Machida broke the news and cancelled the fight on his own accord, USADA didn't break this story... his PR team did so obviously he is surrounded by professionals competent enough to know Machida getting busted by USADA for DHEA or possibly SOMETHING ELSE was bound to happen



Secondly Curson right off the bat was spreading bullshit...


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lol 1 year or one decade?

perpetuating a narrative reeking of bullshit that insists Machida is just an unlucky bastard who took the wrong kind of fish oil from the wrong grocery story who deserves your empathy

it is true that DHEA is more food extract than it is performance enhancing steroid drug

but that's where thing start to fall apart for Machida because it only has a 12 hour shelf life in the body... how amazingly inconvenient for Machida that he tries his tainted supplement on the same day he gets tested OR it was a supplement he takes regularly without thinking about it

I would be far more inclined to believe Machida if he told the story after the fact. Yeah it's admirable for someone to come clean for their crimes before they are caught, but this reeks of a career criminal who is surrounded by professionals covering up the truth rather than a dumb idiot who was in the wrong place and the wrong time.

Ultimately DHEA is banned for a reason. It can be used as a masking agent for other PEDS and it is a steroid hormone. And Machida is at that age where the body just doesn't pump out hormones like it used to.
 
yookfarb said:
The best way to deal with a shitstorm is to get out in front of it. And that's exactly what Machida and Curson have done here, but don't be fooled.

First of all Machida broke the news and cancelled the fight on his own accord, USADA didn't break this story... his PR team did so obviously he is surrounded by professionals competent enough to know Machida getting busted by USADA for DHEA or possibly SOMETHING ELSE was bound to happen



Secondly Curson right off the bat was spreading bullshit...


FypWx6w.png

lol 1 year or one decade?

perpetuating a narrative reeking of bullshit that insists Machida is just an unlucky bastard who took the wrong kind of fish oil from the wrong grocery story who deserves your empathy

it is true that DHEA is more food extract than it is performance enhancing steroid drug

but that's where thing start to fall apart for Machida because it only has a 12 hour shelf life in the body... how amazingly inconvenient for Machida that he tries his tainted supplement on the same day he gets tested OR it was a supplement he takes regularly without thinking about it

I would be far more inclined to believe Machida if he told the story after the fact. Yeah it's admirable for someone to come clean for their crimes before they are caught, but this reeks of a career criminal who is surrounded by professionals covering up the truth rather than a dumb idiot who was in the wrong place and the wrong time.

Ultimately DHEA is banned for a reason. It can be used as a masking agent for other PEDS and it is a steroid hormone. And Machida is at that age where the body just doesn't pump out hormones like it used to.
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It seems you are too dumb or too much of a hater to understand the whole thing before start spewing your nonesense.
He was not caught during a test.
He FILLED OUT THE USADA FORM and INCLUDED what he was taking.

He didn't fail a test first.

So begone hater! Stop being so biased and eager to throw the first stone when you can';t even understand the events to judge.
 
You just wanted to show everyone that you thought of MachiDHEA. It is clever though.
 
Slapchoppin said:
except its been banned since at least 2013
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Can someone anyone provide a source for when it was banned?

Ive read 6 different times and seen zero sources despite asking all 6 posters to provide one.
 
yookfarb said:
The best way to deal with a shitstorm is to get out in front of it. And that's exactly what Machida and Curson have done here, but don't be fooled.

First of all Machida broke the news and cancelled the fight on his own accord, USADA didn't break this story... his PR team did so obviously he is surrounded by professionals competent enough to know Machida getting busted by USADA for DHEA or possibly SOMETHING ELSE was bound to happen



Secondly Curson right off the bat was spreading bullshit...


FypWx6w.png

lol 1 year or one decade?

perpetuating a narrative reeking of bullshit that insists Machida is just an unlucky bastard who took the wrong kind of fish oil from the wrong grocery story who deserves your empathy

it is true that DHEA is more food extract than it is performance enhancing steroid drug

but that's where thing start to fall apart for Machida because it only has a 12 hour shelf life in the body... how amazingly inconvenient for Machida that he tries his tainted supplement on the same day he gets tested OR it was a supplement he takes regularly without thinking about it

I would be far more inclined to believe Machida if he told the story after the fact. Yeah it's admirable for someone to come clean for their crimes before they are caught, but this reeks of a career criminal who is surrounded by professionals covering up the truth rather than a dumb idiot who was in the wrong place and the wrong time.

Ultimately DHEA is banned for a reason. It can be used as a masking agent for other PEDS and it is a steroid hormone. And Machida is at that age where the body just doesn't pump out hormones like it used to.
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So you would be more inclined to believe him if he lied on the form.?????????

Sure you can think that way but i doubt that the majority do.
 
DHEA is a synthetic hormone and a steroid.

People should stop pretending Lyoto was just eating a lot of carrots or some shit.
 
Former Blackhouse members inflating in front of our eyes
 
yookfarb said:
The best way to deal with a shitstorm is to get out in front of it. And that's exactly what Machida and Curson have done here, but don't be fooled.

First of all Machida broke the news and cancelled the fight on his own accord, USADA didn't break this story... his PR team did so obviously he is surrounded by professionals competent enough to know Machida getting busted by USADA for DHEA or possibly SOMETHING ELSE was bound to happen



Secondly Curson right off the bat was spreading bullshit...


FypWx6w.png

lol 1 year or one decade?

perpetuating a narrative reeking of bullshit that insists Machida is just an unlucky bastard who took the wrong kind of fish oil from the wrong grocery story who deserves your empathy

it is true that DHEA is more food extract than it is performance enhancing steroid drug

but that's where thing start to fall apart for Machida because it only has a 12 hour shelf life in the body... how amazingly inconvenient for Machida that he tries his tainted supplement on the same day he gets tested OR it was a supplement he takes regularly without thinking about it

I would be far more inclined to believe Machida if he told the story after the fact. Yeah it's admirable for someone to come clean for their crimes before they are caught, but this reeks of a career criminal who is surrounded by professionals covering up the truth rather than a dumb idiot who was in the wrong place and the wrong time.

Ultimately DHEA is banned for a reason. It can be used as a masking agent for other PEDS and it is a steroid hormone. And Machida is at that age where the body just doesn't pump out hormones like it used to.
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If you just got popped for steroid you should just come clean with no excuses.

If you take steroids it gives you an unfair advantage over other fighters. It is not fair and it isn't an honorable thing to do.
 
DHEA clinically and medically has proven to have zero performance enhancing effects, end of story. It's like taking vitamins or creatine.
 
Is anybody else confused by this whole situation??

No matter how I look at it, whether it's a steroid or not, Machias still comes out looking bad.

I mean, if it's not a steroid and isn't a PED, then why risk the suspension over such a trivial, illegal supplement???

Why would you not check what supplements your allowed and not allowed, it is widely known that off the shelf supplements contain bannable substances.

Did he pass the test?? Did they go through with the test, or just stop at the form??
 
Shaddows said:
It seems you are too dumb or too much of a hater to understand the whole thing before start spewing your nonesense.
He was not caught during a test.
He FILLED OUT THE USADA FORM and INCLUDED what he was taking.

He didn't fail a test first.

So begone hater! Stop being so biased and eager to throw the first stone when you can';t even understand the events to judge.
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Ur reading comprehension lmao
 
LOL - I give you massive props for "MachiDHEA Error"
 
Unless you can disprove Curson's quote then Machida didn't hide anything. A cheater would hide their cheating, of course.
 
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