The JUST BLEED God London Calling WARship Thread: Resurrecting the Spider

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Brothers!

Today is a day that shall live in infamy! We shall all witness a true historic moment in the Bloody Faith.

The Church has been waiting for this day to declare one of two Proclimations regarding St. Silva, the Dancing Spider of the Matrix.

Will we witness the resurrection of the faithful Demonic Spider that has claimed the souls of many and sat upon a throne made of the skulls of the vanquished? Will the Eight Legged Slayer return to his wanton violent ways? Let us Prey this comes to pass.

Failing this, it shall be my duty to declare that the Soul of St. Silva has left the Earth to battle, drink and wench eternal alongside JUST BLEED God and his host of Saints in Valhalla. It will be my unfortunate task to Eulogize his spirit, despite the fact that his souless husk continues to roam.

Let us Prey!

Oh most Violent God,
May your followers be inspired in the presence of the Tower of London and may they offer up to you many glorious sacrifices of Blood, Bone, Brain and Soul.
May we witness the return of a most Devout Saint, and failing that may we look fondly on the memories of his loyal service
Blessings upon on the faithful: great and small, famous and unknown.
Let the Canvass be Painted Crimson and may the Choir scream in Submission

In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we Prey:


All Hail!
 
Silva is a terrible match up for Bisping. One of the worse. There is no chance Bisping wins. I predict a running man outcome from Ping and a Silva UD or TKO.
 
Jim said:
Silva is a terrible match up for Bisping. One of the worse. There is no chance Bisping wins. I predict a running man outcome from Ping and a Silva UD or TKO.
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If the Saint has returned, the best thing for Bisping is that he is to be destroyed on his home soil, and his body has not far to travel for burial.

If the Saint's soul is no longer with us...then I predict blasphemy from a shambling corpse.
 
Thrawn33 said:
If the Saint has returned, the best thing for Bisping is that he is to be destroyed on his home soil, and his body has not far to travel for burial.

If the Saint's soul is no longer with us...then I predict blasphemy from a shambling corpse.
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Deep
 
Thrawn33 said:
(apologies for the lack of graven images...things are not working right...)

Brothers!

Today is a day that shall live in infamy! We shall all witness a true historic moment in the Bloody Faith.

The Church has been waiting for this day to declare one of two Proclimations regarding St. Silva, the Dancing Spider of the Matrix.

Will we witness the resurrection of the faithful Demonic Spider that has claimed the souls of many and sat upon a throne made of the skulls of the vanquished? Will the Eight Legged Slayer return to his wanton violent ways? Let us Prey this comes to pass.

Failing this, it shall be my duty to declare that the Soul of St. Silva has left the Earth to battle, drink and wench eternal alongside JUST BLEED God and his host of Saints in Valhalla. It will be my unfortunate task to Eulogize his spirit, despite the fact that his souless husk continues to roam.

Let us Prey!

Oh most Violent God,
May your followers be inspired in the presence of the Tower of London and may they offer up to you many glorious sacrifices of Blood, Bone, Brain and Soul.
May we witness the return of a most Devout Saint, and failing that may we look fondly on the memories of his loyal service
Blessings upon on the faithful: great and small, famous and unknown.
Let the Canvass be Painted Crimson and may the Choir scream in Submission

In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we Prey:


All Hail!
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I hope you post every week, this is awesome.
 
If the spider does not sacrifice or is sacrificed in his turn, we must recognize that his current physical manifestation is indeed a golem, a body without a soul. It will be sad to see this soulless abomination roam the face of the earth in search of the matrix that can never be attained, but such is the will of the just bleed, if that is to be. May Silva the saint tap into the matrix once more, and may Bisping, that sacrificed his eye like the war-god Odin himself, be sacrificed upon the eight sided altar and stain the canvas in crimson.
 
London prelims delivered!

Haven't seen such devout sacrifices to the JUST BLEED god since UFC 189.
 
Tranaas said:
If the spider does not sacrifice or is sacrificed in his turn, we must recognize that his current physical manifestation is indeed a golem, a body without a soul. It will be sad to see this soulless abomination roam the face of the earth in search of the matrix that can never be attained, but such is the will of the just bleed, if that is to be. May Silva the saint tap into the matrix once more, and may Bisping, that sacrificed his eye like the war-god Odin himself, be sacrificed upon the eight sided altar and stain the canvas in crimson.
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TESTIFY!!!

I do not wish to Eulogize the Spider yet, but if JBG wills it, it must be.
 
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St Ruthless will WARship no matter what, his partner is inconsequential.
 
my wife walk bye asked what i was doing i said " nothing just making a sacrifice to the JBG " she said what the hell is that.. i said Just Bleed God!
she said what did you do cut your finger!

so i did on paper :rolleyes:
bless us MYlord
 
oscerthegrouch said:
my wife walk bye asked what i was doing i said " nothing just making a sacrifice to the JBG " she said what the hell is that.. i said Just Bleed God!
she said what did you do cut your finger!

so i did on paper :rolleyes:
bless us MYlord
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The Sanguine Lord accepts your offering. JBGbless,.
 
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