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The Jon Jones Steroid Confession Explained

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I'm gonna go sit over there now, interesting stuff though....
 
His crying at the press conference after testing positive before UFC 200 said it all to me.

Think about it. If you’re a clean fighter and all of a sudden you find out you tested positive for some shit you never took, wouldn’t your emotions be anger and frustration? Why would you be crying your eyes out like Jon Jones did? That’s a guilty conscience right there. His emotions didn’t fit the circumstances at all.

I would be talking about how absolutely pissed and dumbfounded I was that this positive result came up. I guess maybe I could see crying a LITTLE bit that my career is gonna be tainted by something I didn’t mean to take. But not at the level that Jones was crying. He could barely speak when someone asked him “What words would you have for DC at this moment?....”. Jon was tearing up and could barely get the words out trying to say he was sorry. That’s fucking guilt right there. No way he was doing all that crying over an accident.
 
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Maybe he tested positive after blowing a guy who took some tainted dick pills.
 
USAwrestling532 said:
His crying at the press conference after testing positive before UFC 200 said it all to me.

Think about it. If you’re a clean fighter and all of a sudden you find out you tested positive for some shit you never took, wouldn’t your emotions be anger and frustration? Why would you be crying your eyes out like Jon Jones did? That’s a guilty conscience right there. His emotions didn’t fit the circumstances at all.

I would be talking about how absolutely pissed and dumbfounded I was that this positive result came up. I guess maybe I could see crying a LITTLE bit that my career is gonna be tainted by something I didn’t mean to take. But not at the level that Jones was crying. He could barely speak when someone asked him “What words would you have for DC at this moment?....”. Jon was tearing up and could barely get the words out trying to say he was sorry. That’s fucking guilt right there. No way he was doing all that crying over an accident.
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I dated a girl who would start coughing whenever she had an orgasm. Obviously this means that all women cough when having orgasms, right?
 
Bob Gray said:
I dated a girl who would start coughing whenever she had an orgasm. Obviously this means that all women cough when having orgasms, right?
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I dated that same girl. She said she coughed when she was faking an orgasm. Rarely coughed with me.
 
Ugh, can't believe I wasted even more time on this guy by viewing this. Live with the fact that you threw away what could have been one of MMA's great legacies instead of having one of its biggest controversies.
 
Blank7 said:
Yeah, his armchair psych analysis is second to none, shames a lot of the PhD holders here.
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So-called armchair diagnoses are unethical and strongly discouraged by the professional community (APA/APA, etc.). The patient should be examined in person, and their consent to be talked about should be obtained, at the least.

I guess there's nothing wrong with it if you aren't a psychologist or psychiatrist, though.
 
USAwrestling532 said:
His crying at the press conference after testing positive before UFC 200 said it all to me.

Think about it. If you’re a clean fighter and all of a sudden you find out you tested positive for some shit you never took, wouldn’t your emotions be anger and frustration? Why would you be crying your eyes out like Jon Jones did? That’s a guilty conscience right there. His emotions didn’t fit the circumstances at all.

I would be talking about how absolutely pissed and dumbfounded I was that this positive result came up. I guess maybe I could see crying a LITTLE bit that my career is gonna be tainted by something I didn’t mean to take. But not at the level that Jones was crying. He could barely speak when someone asked him “What words would you have for DC at this moment?....”. Jon was tearing up and could barely get the words out trying to say he was sorry. That’s fucking guilt right there. No way he was doing all that crying over an accident.
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Cung Le had the best reaction to a positive test ever.

"Cung, we've discovered abnormal levels of testosterone in your blood test results."
"...GADZOOKS I HAVE CANCER!!"
 
USAwrestling532 said:
His crying at the press conference after testing positive before UFC 200 said it all to me.

Think about it. If you’re a clean fighter and all of a sudden you find out you tested positive for some shit you never took, wouldn’t your emotions be anger and frustration? Why would you be crying your eyes out like Jon Jones did? That’s a guilty conscience right there. His emotions didn’t fit the circumstances at all.

I would be talking about how absolutely pissed and dumbfounded I was that this positive result came up. I guess maybe I could see crying a LITTLE bit that my career is gonna be tainted by something I didn’t mean to take. But not at the level that Jones was crying. He could barely speak when someone asked him “What words would you have for DC at this moment?....”. Jon was tearing up and could barely get the words out trying to say he was sorry. That’s fucking guilt right there. No way he was doing all that crying over an accident.
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Or he might just be a psychopath as people have suggested,
 
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