The hazards of eating oatmeal

[Saith]

So occasionally I'll be eating my morning oatmeal and feel a sudden, unexpected urge to sneeze. Since oatmeal isn't exactly quick-chew food, this sometimes results in me spraying oatmeal whichever direction my face happens to be pointed at the time. Has this happened to anyone else? What's the best way to deal with it?

 

[Ian Coe]

So occasionally I'll be eating my morning oatmeal and feel a sudden, unexpected urge to sneeze. Since oatmeal isn't exactly quick-chew food, this sometimes results in me spraying oatmeal whichever direction my face happens to be pointed at the time. Has this happened to anyone else? What's the best way to deal with it?

Don't sneeze noob

 

[Saith]

Don't sneeze noob

I can't help it, it's an involuntary reflex!

 

[BobSacamano]

I am eating oatmeal as we speak...everytime I gotta drop a deuce.

 

[Ian Coe]

I can't help it, it's an involuntary reflex!

I've had girls who had a gag reflex


They overcame it

 

[joshetc]

Stop eating so slow, put it in your mouth and swallow. GG oatmeal.

 

[Ian Coe]

Stop eating so slow, put it in your mouth and swallow. GG oatmeal.

GG oatmeal


Like go go gadget oatmeal?

 

[Saith]

I've had girls who had a gag reflex


They overcame it

Pun intended?

 

[Guards]

...me spraying oatmeal whichever direction my face happens to be pointed... What's the best way to deal with it?

I'm thoroughly amused, though perhaps not surprised, that the first response was not 'Cover your mouth when you sneeze'. If you seriously spray oatmeal, you need to learn some fucking manners. :icon_surp

It's easier to wipe your hand than it is your friend's hair or dining room window.

 

[Guards]

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[Jubacat]

So occasionally I'll be eating my morning oatmeal and feel a sudden, unexpected urge to sneeze. Since oatmeal isn't exactly quick-chew food, this sometimes results in me spraying oatmeal whichever direction my face happens to be pointed at the time. Has this happened to anyone else? What's the best way to deal with it?

I'll be sure not to get within sneezing range of you when you eat.

But to answer your question, I sometimes have to sneeze because of the oats dust. (if that makes sense)

 

[immovablestone]

So occasionally I'll be eating my morning oatmeal and feel a sudden, unexpected urge to sneeze. Since oatmeal isn't exactly quick-chew food, this sometimes results in me spraying oatmeal whichever direction my face happens to be pointed at the time. Has this happened to anyone else? What's the best way to deal with it?

I say enjoy it and laugh at whatever the oatmeal covers. Eat with friends often, and enjoy their surprise as the sticky, warm, snot-laced goo sprays their faces.

Try to get some vids/pics and post them here.

 

[Shaolin Bushido]

I'm thoroughly amused, though perhaps not surprised, that the first response was not 'Cover your mouth when you sneeze'. If you seriously spray oatmeal, you need to learn some fucking manners. :icon_surp

It's easier to wipe your hand than it is your friend's hair or dining room window.

Funny and profound.

 

[stylesbjj**]

I heard oats causes allergies in some white people.

 

[ghostwipe]

It all makes sense now. Every morning I stuff a bowl of oatmeal down my pants, and every day by noon, my pants are crusty, and I'm still hungry....

Thanks for the tips guys!

 

[bluesrodder]

next time you feel like sneezing.... take a lonnng hard look at the quaker guy on the box. he doesn't think its funny...do you really want to f**k with that guy?

 

[cazbomb]

that oatmeal guy throws up rubber guard like crazy!

 

[Ian Coe]

Pun intended?

yes...yes it was






:icon_neut

 

[Saith]

yes...yes it was






:icon_neut

Well played sir, well played.

 

[bluesrodder]

that oatmeal guy throws up rubber guard like crazy!

hahaha. i heard all he eats is pure oatmeal and has stamina for days. omoplata omoplata omoplata omoplata trianlge trianle. u get owned