The hazards of eating oatmeal

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  1. Saith UFC poster boy

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    So occasionally I'll be eating my morning oatmeal and feel a sudden, unexpected urge to sneeze. Since oatmeal isn't exactly quick-chew food, this sometimes results in me spraying oatmeal whichever direction my face happens to be pointed at the time. Has this happened to anyone else? What's the best way to deal with it?
     
  2. Ian Coe Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    Don't sneeze noob
     
  3. Saith UFC poster boy

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    I can't help it, it's an involuntary reflex!
     
  4. BobSacamano White Belt

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    I am eating oatmeal as we speak...everytime I gotta drop a deuce.
     
  5. Ian Coe Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    I've had girls who had a gag reflex


    They overcame it
     
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    Stop eating so slow, put it in your mouth and swallow. GG oatmeal.
     
  7. Ian Coe Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    GG oatmeal


    Like go go gadget oatmeal?

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  8. Saith UFC poster boy

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    Pun intended?
     
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    I'm thoroughly amused, though perhaps not surprised, that the first response was not 'Cover your mouth when you sneeze'. If you seriously spray oatmeal, you need to learn some fucking manners. :icon_surp

    It's easier to wipe your hand than it is your friend's hair or dining room window.
     
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    Quote is not edit. :(
     
  11. Jubacat Rope Belt

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    I'll be sure not to get within sneezing range of you when you eat.

    But to answer your question, I sometimes have to sneeze because of the oats dust. (if that makes sense)
     
  12. immovablestone Purple Belt

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    I say enjoy it and laugh at whatever the oatmeal covers. Eat with friends often, and enjoy their surprise as the sticky, warm, snot-laced goo sprays their faces.

    Try to get some vids/pics and post them here.
     
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    Funny and profound.
     
  14. stylesbjj** Banned Banned

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    I heard oats causes allergies in some white people.
     
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    It all makes sense now. Every morning I stuff a bowl of oatmeal down my pants, and every day by noon, my pants are crusty, and I'm still hungry....

    Thanks for the tips guys!
     
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    next time you feel like sneezing.... take a lonnng hard look at the quaker guy on the box. he doesn't think its funny...do you really want to f**k with that guy?
     
  17. cazbomb Yellow Belt

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    that oatmeal guy throws up rubber guard like crazy!
     
  18. Ian Coe Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    yes...yes it was






    :icon_neut
     
  19. Saith UFC poster boy

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    Well played sir, well played.
     
  20. bluesrodder White Belt

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    hahaha. i heard all he eats is pure oatmeal and has stamina for days. omoplata omoplata omoplata omoplata trianlge trianle. u get owned
     

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