The guy next door just beat a raccoon to death

[Woldog]

Beat him to death with a hockey stick.

 

[johnnybeebob]

Beat him to death with a hockey stick.

No. He is an nice guy. We have BBQ together often. We both grew up in Kazakhstan so we talk about old times.

I don’t remember my dad killing raccoons too often but I remember him going to dog fights once in a while.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Reported for anti semitism.

 

[Woldog]

No. He is an nice guy. We have BBQ together often. We both grew up in Kazakhstan so we talk about old times.

I don’t remember my dad killing raccoons too often but I remember him going to dog fights once in a while.

Beat yourself to death with a hockey stick

 

[johnnybeebob]

Reported for anti semitism.

Wut ?

 

[Randlewand]

Isn't fucking with animals a common trait in serial killers?

 

[IIIIIIII]

My neighbour was outside this evening and a raccoon was in his back yard.

I saw it jump my fense.

Anyways the man cornered it and beat it to death with a hockey stick.

I saw it’s carcass Still twitching in the street.

my neighbour is a “Mountain Jew” from Kazakhstan and doesn’t seem to feel bad.

I asked him
What happened and he said he was about to bury the body but decided to “let nature take its course and let cars drive over it until it turned to paste.

should I call the cops ?

call the cops over roadkill? that happens every day.

 

[zapataxiv]

get biblical and beat him to death with a raccoon

 

[Anung Un Rama]

My neighbour was outside this evening and a raccoon was in his back yard.

I saw it jump my fense.

Anyways the man cornered it and beat it to death with a hockey stick.

I saw it’s carcass Still twitching in the street.

my neighbour is a “Mountain Jew” from Kazakhstan and doesn’t seem to feel bad.

I asked him
What happened and he said he was about to bury the body but decided to “let nature take its course and let cars drive over it until it turned to paste.

should I call the cops ?

No, You should call a real estate agent

 

[Bacco]

Need name of the raccoon to know if he did us a favor, or if we will go full vendetta on him

 

[the ambush]

My neighbour was outside this evening and a raccoon was in his back yard.

I saw it jump my fense.

Anyways the man cornered it and beat it to death with a hockey stick.

I saw it’s carcass Still twitching in the street.

my neighbour is a “Mountain Jew” from Kazakhstan and doesn’t seem to feel bad.

I asked him
What happened and he said he was about to bury the body but decided to “let nature take its course and let cars drive over it until it turned to paste.

should I call the cops ?

Sure. The cops can bring their magical wand with them, too.

 

[Swiftie]

Snitches get Stiches

 

[Gene Tunney]

Tell him to stop. It's worth a try.

 

[johnnybeebob]

Tell him to stop. It's worth a try.

It’s already dead

 

[hohner]

My neighbour was outside this evening and a raccoon was in his back yard.

I saw it jump my fense.

Anyways the man cornered it and beat it to death with a hockey stick.

I saw it’s carcass Still twitching in the street.

my neighbour is a “Mountain Jew” from Kazakhstan and doesn’t seem to feel bad.

I asked him
What happened and he said he was about to bury the body but decided to “let nature take its course and let cars drive over it until it turned to paste.

should I call the cops ?

Fight him with your pants off.

 

[chickenlip]

My neighbour was outside this evening and a raccoon was in his back yard.

I saw it jump my fense.

Anyways the man cornered it and beat it to death with a hockey stick.

I saw it’s carcass Still twitching in the street.

my neighbour is a “Mountain Jew” from Kazakhstan and doesn’t seem to feel bad.

I asked him
What happened and he said he was about to bury the body but decided to “let nature take its course and let cars drive over it until it turned to paste.

should I call the cops ?

Relax Karen, no need to call the cops. Let your neighbor manage pest control on his own terms

 

[Graves The Elder]

mountain jew
raccoons

 

[IIIIIIII]

Snitches get Stiches

haha, damn. that looked like it hurt. i've cut myself like that. you don't think it's so bad at first. but then, you realize how bad it really is lol.

 

[Texan6533]

Brutal, but effective. Gotta get that rabies shot now though. Those hurt too....

 

[Ninjaskillz6&9yakuza]

That was uneccessary. He shouldnt have done that.