The Government Knows When You Masturbate

[KnightTemplar]

disclaimer - No drugs were consumed in the creation of this video

As long as they don't know I masturbate while fantasizing about murdering politicians

 

[5crew]

Never watch OP video, but I'm assuming the assumption is if you need assistance of internet to masturbate. Either via phone or PC.

I just lie on my bed and use imagination.

 

[sleepyguard85]

Like that’s gonna stop me.

 

[MIKOM]

The government took over from this guy..........

 

[meauneau]

Cliffs please?

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Gotta feel sorry for the poor sap at Canadian FBI who has to listen in when the lights start flashing and he gets a call like '@Zer from Sherdog's doing it again'

Could be a sherdogger. Making a compilation vid to post in the heavies on purpose.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I dress up for them

 

[ScarfaceJr]

As long as they're enjoying the show.

Freggin pervs

 

[Cpt Migraine]

As long as they don't know I masturbate while fantasizing about murdering politicians

Now they know.. but that's probably a good thing.. keep them on their toes..

 

[ClubFoot]

disclaimer - No drugs were consumed in the creation of this video

They fucking should have been the poor bastards.

That was fucking cringe inducing.

 

[Cowboy From Hell]

I must be keeping them really busy, then.

 

[Tol]

The government took over from this guy..........

The Government...

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

So you're saying that Ceiling Cat is the government?

 

[Azeroth Adventurer]

disclaimer - No drugs were consumed in the creation of this video

Of course they do. Heads of government bodies and political figures are the most sick and twisted people of them all. They get off on it

 

[DoomPatrol]

Is that supposed to bother me? I couldn't care less who knows when I'm jerking off. I'm a grown man. If I'm in the shower, probably jerking off.

 

[RandyCouture>U]

Just cus I watch porn doesn't mean I fap.

Lol jokes on them my wife has my key for my chastity device.

 

[Ichibanner]

At least somebody will be able to appreciate the amount of time spent developing these massive forearms.