Movies THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS ( First Look at Mole Man, post #225; John Malkovich Cut From Film, post #224)

[CrazyN8]

Am I the only one with the nagging suspicion that their Earth is doomed (pun very much intended) and the F4 will end up in the MCU Earth?

That's where my mind went. I think his solution is hopping everyone, or just the 4 to a new dimension.

 

[Osculater]

Am I the only one with the nagging suspicion that their Earth is doomed (pun very much intended) and the F4 will end up in the MCU Earth?

Yes, they are from a different alternate reality

 

[JadeOwl]

Yes, they are from a different alternate reality

We already knew that.

But it wasn't until watching this trailer that I started thinking that their relocation to the MCU reality would be due to the Earth of their home reality actually ending up as Galactus' dinner.

I do now.

 

[KnightTemplar]

To be honest an older black man growing up during Jim Crow laws fits better for magneto experiencing racial oppression than a Holocaust survivor as it allows them to be old but not ancient.

I mean if they haven't reconned that out of his history he has to be pushing 100 in the comics... though there is already a comic book explanation as to how magneto could be 100+ and be in a younger body but yeah.

Much easier to just make Magneto an Israeli who's family were killed by terrorists. Then you can set his age at any point you need.

I actually wrote a treatment like that just for shits and giggles. Unfortunately, that was before the Current Unpleasantness, so Marvel would never go for it. Hell, they changed Sabru in CA:BNW from a Mossad agent to US Secret Service.

 

[kimocomplex]

Looks like complete dog shit and I watch all marvel movies (Sony stuff not withstanding)

I went to see Eternals, New Mutants, Madame Web etc.. really thinking of skipping this

Maybe Thunderbolts will put me in good enough mood to give it a shot

 

[Fluffernutter]

I liked it

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

just make Galactus a dog while we’re at it

Wait...

Do dogs see Galactus as a dog?

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

To be honest an older black man growing up during Jim Crow laws fits better for magneto experiencing racial oppression than a Holocaust survivor as it allows them to be old but not ancient.

I mean if they haven't reconned that out of his history he has to be pushing 100 in the comics... though there is already a comic book explanation as to how magneto could be 100+ and be in a younger body but yeah.

Point is even Denzel thinks a woke Surfer is whack.

 

[Rob Battisti]

Glad they made Reed a cuck.

“Are you earths defenders?”

Reed stares blankly…

Sue “we are”

“You’re totally unprepared for this”

“I don’t know”

Reed is a pompous know it all arrogant prick who never thinks he’s wrong and always thinks he can solve anything with his intellect.

But, sure, make him an aw shuck’s character. Cool.

PASS

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Glad they made Reed a cuck.

“Are you earths defenders?”

Reed stares blankly…

Sue “we are”

“You’re totally unprepared for this”

“I don’t know”

Reed is a pompous know it all arrogant prick who never thinks he’s wrong and always thinks he can solve anything with his intellect.

But, sure, make him an aw shuck’s character. Cool.

PASS

Plot twist it's actually Invisible Woman who is the smatest person in their world and is the real leader of the F4. #GirlPower because it doesn't matter that the comic book and action movie fandom are and always have been 90-95% male.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I'm ok w female silver surfer now that I know its not NorinRadd
Trailer looks amazing

 

[KnightTemplar]

Glad they made Reed a cuck.

“Are you earths defenders?”

Reed stares blankly…

Sue “we are”

“You’re totally unprepared for this”

“I don’t know”

Reed is a pompous know it all arrogant prick who never thinks he’s wrong and always thinks he can solve anything with his intellect.

But, sure, make him an aw shuck’s character. Cool.

PASS

Did you expect anything else, given they cast Pascal, Hollywood's go-to Cuck, as Reed?

And while I'd be happy to give Kirby the best thirty seconds of both our lives, I'm sorry, she's just not hot enough to play Sue. If both the Sub-Mariner and Doctor Doom have tried to get inside your panties, you have to be an LA 9 at the very least.

(Ms Sweeney, please report to Make Up...)

 

[Rob Battisti]

Did you expect anything else, given they cast Pascal, Hollywood's go-to Cuck, as Reed?

And while I'd be happy to give Kirby the best thirty seconds of both our lives, I'm sorry, she's just not hot enough to play Sue. If both the Sub-Mariner and Doctor Doom have tried to get inside your panties, you have to be an LA 9 at the very least.

(Ms Sweeney, please report to Make Up...)

It really is a shame. MCU had a good 10 year run. I guess we should be thankful for that.

 

[UncleJosh]

I think this looks terrible.

 

[Rob Battisti]

Plot twist it's actually Invisible Woman who is the smatest person in their world and is the real leader of the F4. #GirlPower because it doesn't matter that the comic book and action movie fandom are and always have been 90-95% male.

I read an article with Kirby railing against 1960s Sue. That she will bring a more powerful and forceful Sue into the MCU.

Sigh

 

[cooks1]

Eh never really been a fantastic 4 fan and this wasn't really doing it for me. Looking forward to Daredevil more.

Agreed. I have not enjoyed a single FF movie, and I don't expect this one to be any different.

 

[Eusung]

WTF at the initial reactions ITT to the trailer? "Amazing trailer" "Awesome trailer"....

It looks awful. You have to be the same person who actually enjoyed MCU phase 4 and 5 to get excited over that trailer.

Oh and the jokes in the beginning were really cringey.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

My comic reading days were pretty short, 1991 to 1993, but Silver Surfer was literally my favourite hero in those days. I liked Julia Garner in Ozark, but this is tremendously disappointing news for me.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

WTF at the initial reactions ITT to the trailer? "Amazing trailer" "Awesome trailer"....

It looks awful. You have to be the same person who actually enjoyed MCU phase 4 and 5 to get excited over that trailer.

Oh and the jokes in the beginning were really cringey.

If you've seen the previous 2 FF movies (3 even) then its easy to see how much more thought went into this movie.
We used to cry ourselves to sleep about cloud-Galactus, andnow we have him walking up Yancy Street! Its a good day.

 

[LeonardoBjj]

- I only like the THing and Human Torch. Thing is a pretty good charater.

Paul Walter Hauser is great, so i need to see.