The Exact Moment You Realize Grappling Is Not For You

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  1. Guard

    Guard Be Real

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    'You can control any man by his asshole'

     
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    Insert randy dancing gif


    Makes sense why wrestling is so dominant.
     
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    no homo
     
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    Judging by some vaguely homosexual threads you’d think all sherdoggers grappled to get their assholes controlled.
     
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    GiSP Canada or USA. I’m an International Man of Misery Banned

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    LOL...

    Slowly doing a close up on the other guy.

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    He be like...

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    LOL!!
     
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  8. GoldenAzazel

    GoldenAzazel General Manager of PWD Platinum Member

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    We didn't even get to see it demonstrated?

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  9. Jonas_MMA

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    ahahahahahahhaah
    poor fucker looks traumatized!
    he's even twitching at times!
    <{outtahere}>
     
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    Grappling for 10 years, worked full time at a jiffy lube for 4 years. No asshole is safe around me. My mat name is Dipstick.
     
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    That brother looked terrified... lol Did he actually say his ring was stuck somewhere in Randy Couture's ass?
     
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    GoldenAzazel General Manager of PWD Platinum Member

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    Randy was in his. He said he's still looking his rings that lost up his ass <Lmaoo>
     
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    If you can get more than one finger in a man's ass...
     
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    0:17 You see the guy scoot away because he knows what's coming.
     
  15. James L

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    today i learned i will never grapple again
     
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    Espresso @Terrorist Rat Led BathtubBrothers #DefendorVacate

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    Khabib trains in the tub
     
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    GoldenAzazel General Manager of PWD Platinum Member

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    Better prepare just in case one day you don't have a choice.
     
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    That’s fuckin hilarious. Your post has me dying.
    One of my buddys I used to train with from my old gym is a mechanic and we gave him same nickname!
    ...It happened after an accidental oil check lol
     
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    After that video that guy immediately burned his rashguard and only showed up to kickboxing classes.
     
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    butt drag is gay af
     
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