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The Exact Moment You Realize Grappling Is Not For You

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Guard, May 2, 2019.

  1. Guard Be Real

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    'You can control any man by his asshole'

     
  2. Fedorer13 Purple Belt

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    I lol’d
     
  3. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Insert randy dancing gif


    Makes sense why wrestling is so dominant.
     
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  4. Zefram Cochrane Follow me on Pictogram

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    no homo
     
  5. YoudBeSurprised Blue Belt

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    Judging by some vaguely homosexual threads you’d think all sherdoggers grappled to get their assholes controlled.
     
  6. GiSP Canada or USA. I’m an International Man of Misery Banned

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    LOL...

    Slowly doing a close up on the other guy.

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    He be like...

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  7. HomeRun916 Double Yellow Card Banned

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  8. GoldenAzazel General Manager of PWD 2020 PWD Poster of the Year Platinum Member

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    We didn't even get to see it demonstrated?

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  9. Jonas_MMA Blue Belt

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    ahahahahahahhaah
    poor fucker looks traumatized!
    he's even twitching at times!
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  10. Airdack sandbagging white belt bjj classes

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    Grappling for 10 years, worked full time at a jiffy lube for 4 years. No asshole is safe around me. My mat name is Dipstick.
     
  11. Dirge Silver Belt

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    That brother looked terrified... lol Did he actually say his ring was stuck somewhere in Randy Couture's ass?
     
  12. GoldenAzazel General Manager of PWD 2020 PWD Poster of the Year Platinum Member

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    Randy was in his. He said he's still looking his rings that lost up his ass <Lmaoo>
     
  13. Dirge Silver Belt

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    If you can get more than one finger in a man's ass...
     
  14. frederick Red Belt

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    0:17 You see the guy scoot away because he knows what's coming.
     
  15. James L on a cloud among many others

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    today i learned i will never grapple again
     
  16. Espresso @Terrorist Rat Led BathtubBrothers #DefendorVacate

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    Khabib trains in the tub
     
  17. GoldenAzazel General Manager of PWD 2020 PWD Poster of the Year Platinum Member

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    Better prepare just in case one day you don't have a choice.
     
  18. Guy LeDouche Brown Belt

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    That’s fuckin hilarious. Your post has me dying.
    One of my buddys I used to train with from my old gym is a mechanic and we gave him same nickname!
    ...It happened after an accidental oil check lol
     
  19. shino Green Belt

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    After that video that guy immediately burned his rashguard and only showed up to kickboxing classes.
     
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    butt drag is gay af
     

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