The 'Concentrate Girl' Saga, Part I

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  1. Spencikiss

    Spencikiss Red Belt

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    By request of K++s, shido, and nolimits, here's part I of the 'Concentrate Girl' Story. This is the least funny part, but it will set the tone for the others.


    OK, here it goes.

    So I was friends with this girl Kate in high school. Kate goes off to college and becomes friends with this girl, we'll call her Lindsay (actually, she is named Lindsay) who lived a few towns away from us. I never met Lindsay until the summer before senior year of college. We
     
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    you nazi bastard.
     
  3. gongshow

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    part two had better be worth it for reading through that entire first part..
     
  4. Spencikiss

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    Yeah, don't worry - Part 2 and 3 are really good. I know this one sucks, but they requested the whole story from the beginning.
     
  5. gongshow

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    i understand... part one is just pre-amble for the main course
     
  6. Spencikiss

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    exactly - kind of like LOTR - TT and ROTK were better than FOTR
     
  7. blumpkinboy

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    so you're a doctor? Or do you just play one on sherdog?
     
  8. shidokanartist

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    ROFKMFAO! Ha! "Hate me cause I'm a Jew?" Dell kid, gum on the nipple area of your shirt???!!! Fuckin classic man. OUTFUCKINGSTANDING! Did she have a big nose?
     
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    TL DR, well I did read it. But i regret it :-(
     
  10. armbarnutz

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    That is surprising... usually fat chics give the best head around.. they want you to come back to they treat it like the best fudgesicle they ever had.
     
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    Well, this disproves that "Jewish Chicks Give Great Head" post.
     
  12. shidokanartist

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    I didn't think it sucked. I was Ling OL.
     
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    Just a little patients... yeeeeeeeeeeahhhh

    Get to typing up part two, part one was interesting.
     
  14. Spencikiss

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    No, she didn't have a big nose. Her house is huge though. Her dad is some big time contractor. Imagine that - a jewish guy who got where he is because he worked construction.

    I'm glad you enjoyed part 1, because part 2 is way better.
     
  15. armbarnutz

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    well if it sucked it would have been good..
    Sometimes you have to explain that "blow" job is only an expression.
     
  16. Griip

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    Dude I don't come here to read a fairy tale, I come to read words like poop, shit, f0ck and retard. And I guess your post has none of those?
     
  17. Fredricks

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    I enjoy the bulk of your stories Clifford. I think it is safe to say we all have a hard time getting off when we are drunk. The bitch is retarded though. I am anxiously awaiting Part II
     
  18. K++s

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    Who asked for the whole story?

    We just want the punch line!!!

    Jokin'...
     
  19. azizi

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    when do we get parts II and III? part I was hilarious by itself.
     
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    So this is NOT you in the picture then..
     
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