The complete UFC slang dictionary

"I was walking around his hood with my shirt off."

Rampage said this, but I have no idea what it means. Can someone explain?

When someone takes their shirt off during a confrontation it means that they are ready to fight, Page is saying that he is walking around on Mo's hood with his shirt off to insinuate that he is disrespecting Mo while also challenging him to a fight
 
"he's going for a gogo Plata!" - what is said by Joe Rogan right before he says "he's out"
 
"I was walking around his hood with my shirt off."

Rampage said this, but I have no idea what it means. Can someone explain?

It means Rampage was walking around his neighborhood and he wasn't wearing a shirt while doing so.

When someone takes their shirt off during a confrontation it means that they are ready to fight, Page is saying that he is walking around on Mo's hood with his shirt off to insinuate that he is disrespecting Mo while also challenging him to a fight

So in other words you guys don't know either and live in the suburbs too?
 
Scrappy: Adjective used by Goldie to describe fighters from the Aloha State

Heferee: The profession of Big John McCarthy, Herb Dean, et al according to Thiago Alves

Strawberry Jam: Frank Mir's favorite condiment served by Brock Lesnar

TST (aka Thick Solid Tight): Tyrone Woodley's body habitus

Brazilian tap: See fight between CB Dolloway and Amir Sadollah

Shit just got real: Cody McKenzie coming to fight

Hendong: Hendo's genitalia

Shadface: Rashad's facial expression post Machida KO

Paul Harris: Brazilian leg lock specialist who specializes in holding leg locks/heel hooks despite referee intervention
 
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Zulu'd - When a fighter gets totally run over and knocked out. It's origins being the fight where Fedor totally steam rolled Zuluzinho.

Example: Fighter A knocks out Fighter B in 20 seconds with huge over hand right and someone screams "Fighter be just got Zulu'd."
 
Some of those terms are already included in this dictionary you lazy bastards.
Think TST and onward - that's when this thread stopped last time.
 
Some of those terms are already included in this dictionary you lazy bastards.
Think TST and onward - that's when this thread stopped last time.

Yeah you lazy bastards, just read 28 pages of posts before posting one post next time!
 
light years - used in hyperbole to define a fighter's edge in a certain discipline over his opponents often to mean that the opponent has a slight edge in said discipline eg. joe rogan "mayhem miller's jj is light years ahead of gsp's"
 
Many laughs have been had from this thread. Thanx all lol
 
"Porra!" - Portuguese for "hello".
 
Chinese dana
1. Person of Asian decent who is CEO of UFC Asia, and assumes similar responsibilities to Dana white's when UFC makes a card in Asia.
 
Underrated - Used to describe areas a fighter actually sucks at

Rogan: "Tito has very underrated striking"
 
"Best _______ in MMA History!!!" = Something semi-decent happened on the latest UFC card.
 
Goof

Anyone who dare questions this man.

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Example:
This show wasn't one of their best.
"Shut up you goof!"
 
Showed so much heart:

Term used to describe a fighter who got the absolute piss beaten out of them for an exceptionally prolonged amount of time

eg. "Diego Sanchez showed tremendous heart in that fight"
 
"A scary scary man" = A fighter that either appears to be scary 'without' the skills to back it up (Lesnar) OR a fighter that doesn't appear to be scary 'with' the skills to back it up (Nelson)
"Let me bang bro" = I wish to participate in an aggressive battle comrade
"A full gas tank" = Obviously tired, yet still has the will & desire to continue to perform
"Has a measured approach" = Does not posess KO power
"The beautiful Arianny" = The at best average looking plastic chest bitch with no ass
"Our referee in charge is Steve Mazzagatti" = Aww shit, not this guy again... Why did it have to be this guy, NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
 
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"he's tired/getting tired" - you are getting trounced and i don't have any answers. i don't know why you are paying me to sit in your corner, but thanks all the same.



Unless I missed it, I cannot believe I reached 8 pages and still did not find... "lay and pray"

yeah, you missed it:

and [conj]: used in a catchy memorable phrase to describe complex multidimensional styles of both mma legends and top fighters of today.

example:

sprawl and brawl
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[size=+1]lay and pray[/size]
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ground and pound
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wall and stall
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stand and bang
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To be fair lay-n-pray was coined in Pride, and this is the UFC slang dictionary (though it should just be called MMA slang dictionary).
 
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