Name the top five reasons for anything on your mind: Top Five Reasons why Money can't hold my sack. 5. His friends are always like "Sure he's up on current events but he polishes knob like a six fingered senior with alzheimers." 4. Third job as a filling inspector for Krispy Kreme is making his fingers too sticky to work the keyboard. 3. Money in need of financial backing trucks down to Wal-Mart holding a sign that says "Can't hold Razor's sack but will suckle yours for food." 2. I was all like, "Dude, yah back off the crack for a sec and I'll hook yah up with some bud." and he's all like "Force of pipe is equal to or greater than In n' Out initial IPO." 1. His lil paws are just too fuckin' small. Oh, the joy this can bring. Punkmother and Fat Bobby post somethin yah funny bastards.