The Best Steam Reviews.

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  1. seatea Black Belt

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    Inspired by the YouTube comments thread in Pictures & Multimedia, I started to save the most entertaining Steam reviews I found. I have enough to get us going and will add more if I spot them.

    Also, add any that you see yourself.

     
  2. seatea Black Belt

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    For a game called 'Yohjo Simulator'. You play as a loli rather than a goat.

     
  3. Plissken Gold Belt

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    Most of the ones I've seen seem to be the general "Did this and that, 10/10 would ____ again", so it's nice to see these.
     
  4. Minnja Touch-Butt white belt Platinum Member

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    I liked this one for Mount Your Friends:

     
  5. dabausplaya Brown Belt

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    That bird one is great. I knew most of those words from The Big Year with Jack Black.
     
  6. seatea Black Belt

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    Some games just invite funny reviews. I could have saved dozens from Mount Your Friends.
     
  7. Minnja Touch-Butt white belt Platinum Member

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    I almost bought the 4-pack of that game. I knew me and my friends would only mount eachother for like 2 hours max so I didn't, but maybe next time it's on Steam sale I will
     
  8. Heikki Mustola Slightly Psychotic

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    Yeah, some of them were funny when I first saw them but now they are everywhere

    But I like that last one from Mount and Blade. I also saw couple of games (might have been CSGO and Garrys Mod or something) that players had around 1000-3000 hours, one of reviews just said "somebody please send help", other was not recommending, saying "ruined my life"
     
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    - Planet Explorers
     
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    for Payday 2
     
  11. Striderxdj Black Belt

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    Not on my pc atm but from memory skyrim has some major lol worthy reviews.

    edit: on the comp now, here is one gem:

     
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  12. seatea Black Belt

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    Frozen Cortez.
     
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    lost at the manhunt one
     
  15. seatea Black Belt

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    For Civilization III.
     
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    The Team Fortress 2 ones are some of the best reviews I've ever read on there.

    But I'm just too lazy to look some up and post them here.
     
  17. seatea Black Belt

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    I was only 10 years old.
    I loved TF2 so much, I had almost all the weapons I wanted.
    I would leave my computer on for hours, Just to get a few drops.
    Then I got my first hat, The gibus.
    Suddenly everything changed.
    I no longer cared about playing for fun, I only cared about the 'hats'
    I "borrowed" my mommys credit card and bought more hats.
    I had so many hats, I loved them all.
    But then someone traded me, I accepted.
    They offered an Unusual for all my hats.
    It was so sexy looking, I put up all my hats and traded.
    But no Unusual, He scammed me.
    I lost it all.
    I was so sad I cried for hours.
    Later that night I prayed to Gaben for my hats back.
    I went to bed after praying.
    I felt warm.
    I looked behind me, It was Gaben!
    He said "This is Gabe Newell" and handed me a Burning Team Captain.
    Then I woke up, I was wearing my Burning Team Captain and I was naked.
    I saw Gabe leave through the window, he looked back at me and winked.
    Hats are love. Hats are life
     
  18. Hyperglide Tell Apathy

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    Same, that was pretty spot on.
     
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    For NEO Scavenger.
     

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