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Inspired by the YouTube comments thread in Pictures & Multimedia, I started to save the most entertaining Steam reviews I found. I have enough to get us going and will add more if I spot them.
Also, add any that you see yourself.
Also, add any that you see yourself.
Wander naked in your mothers basement, cry a lot and cosplay with whatever items you find.
Great neckbeard simulator.
For The Binding of Isaac.
Lately, a lot of fowl games have been released on Steam. This has ruffled a lot of feathers, and with good reason, as there are some real birdbrains making videogames nowadays. But I'm talon you, this isn't one of those, this game is eggcellent. You might fink people just buy it for ironic purposes, but it's eggshelly a very good game. The premise may make you worried that the game's a bit of an odd duck - a human gull going to a school for birds? To call that "realistic" would be ostrich, so a lot of peeps might wonder how the flock that can make for a fun game. But if you give it a chance and carrion with it, you'll discover that it is well written, with a migrate cast of characters. You're bound to have a pheasant time with this, and even if you're still hesitant, you should swallow your pride and buy the game on a lark (it's not that expensive, so don't worry about the bill), and you'll discover an impeckable game with hours of replay value. So just spend some cash from your nest egg, and from heron out you won't egret your perchase. You'll have a hoot, guaranteed.
For Hatoful Boyfriend.
Upon completion of Nethergate (8/31/14, 5:54am), I've now finished every single Spiderweb game on steam on torment difficulty.
In celebration I am considering setting up a shrine on the street and charging people 5 dollars to come and soak in my magnificent countenance.
"Come! See the man with no life!" the brochures will say, "So little life, that he spent over 900 hours playing through the Geneforge saga, Nethergate, Avadon 1 and 2, Escape from the Pit, and the second Avernum trilogy on the hardest difficulties!"
Mothers will shush their children and tell them not to look as they pass by, the occasional kindly priest or do gooder will sometimes throw a few coins my way and mutter prayers to themselves wondering how one could have fallen so far, while groups of teenagers and young men will jeer and mock, throwing old tin cans and bits of rock at my head.
But I shall sit serenely in my state of old school isometric RPG nirvana, my body covered in muck and spit, but my mind drifting outside of the cares of this world, pondering the time that my party was nearly wiped and I fought off a group of chitrachs with just my priest, or the time in Avernum 5 when I spent 20 minutes killing a wolf with 4,000 hp, or the time in Geneforge 4 when I repeatedly reloaded a giant battle to save all the Serviles because I couldn't bear to see a single of the cute little buggers get caught in the crossfire, or that bloody, ????ing, redbeard boss fight (which, truth be told, I never did bother completing). In short, while physically present, I shall have passed on from this world, lost in a realm a bit higher than the real, forever and wholly beyond the fray.....or at least until Spiderweb releases another game, anyway.
For Nethergate: Resurection.
Manhunt is a Educational E-Rated video game which is fun to play with the whole family and is recommended for all ages.
For Manhunt.
Basically you just di<k around trying to erect a man mountain while waiting for someone to co<k up. I'm not being hard-on the game when I say it isn't very s<hlong and doesn't contain a massive load of game modes or a penetrating plot, because overall it's a nice package. It's not expensive, so you won't feel shafted blowing your wad and your wallet will retain it's bulge.
For me it's a definite wiener!
...peenis
For Mount Your Friends
Mom I swear It's not what you think.
For Mount Your Friends.
This game is a tremendously moving social commentary on the current state of Corporate America, and the struggles of the middle-class citizen. Each mounter represents a member of our capitalist society clambering to be successful and live the American Dream, only to be shoved away and sat upon by another of their fellow citizens. The goat represents the economic food chain, in which those who are weak are crushed by those who have become mad with power and influence.
Or maybe this is a game about ????? physics.
10/10
For Mount your Friends.
I apparently didn't close the game correctly once and it stayed on for a few days and now I have 250+ hours in it 10/10 game.
For Super Amazing Wagon Adventure (this game cost