The Band with the best lyrics in the world

Discussion in 'Archives' started by ChuteBoxeRocks, Oct 17, 2002.

  1. http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

    Could somebody find someone who pass LESS time than him on his lyrics???


    Have fun...here are some samples:

    42. Internet Is Gay

    YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
    YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
    YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
    BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY

    THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY
    YOU FUCKING :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.

    YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
    YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
    YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
    BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY

    3. You've Got No Friends

    [SETH
     
  2. Bug Eyed Earl

    Bug Eyed Earl Duncan Rocks

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    I wrote a song once. Then I ate it.
     
  3. BoomGone

    BoomGone Guest

    thats some gay shit
     
  4. right words BoomGone...I think Anal Cunt marketing strategy is pissing off the most people as possible and hope that one out of 20 buys the album :)
     
  5. JIMPANZEE

    JIMPANZEE Brown Belt

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    Eminem is better than Anal
     
  6. heh...i'm no rap fan but I should check the lyrics ;)
     
  7. Hagakure

    Hagakure ******

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    Yeah, I agree.
     
  8. atmosphere

    atmosphere Green Belt

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    i want my 3 minutes back
     
  9. skanxx

    skanxx Brown Belt

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    These kids and their new fandango music. What is the world coming to?!LOL
     
  10. PabloPittbull

    PabloPittbull Purple Belt

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    I think Stryper have the best lyrics.


    SOLDIERS UNDER COMMAND
    Verse 1
    We are the soldiers under God's command
    We hold His two-edged sword within our hands
    We're not ashamed to stand up for what's right
    We win without sin, it's not by our might
    And we're fighting all the sin
    And the good book -- it says we'll win!

    Chorus
    Soldiers, Soldiers, under command
    Soldiers, Soldiers, fighting the Lords battle plan

    Verse 2
    Are you a soldier under God's command
    Help fight the good fight, join us while you can
    The battle that's waiting is fought so easily
    Through Him, without sin there is victory
    And were fighting all the sin
    And the good book -- it says we'll win!

    Repeat Chorus

    They are a christian metal band. They throw out bibles at their gigs. They may work for God but they are badass.

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  11. Those guys win the prize of the worst look
     
  12. PabloPittbull

    PabloPittbull Purple Belt

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    Listen buddy, Stryper are not about looks or trends, they are about true, old skool christian rock.They have influenced many a person. Just ask Hound who influenced his blow wave hairstyle.
     
  13. Conrad

    Conrad .........

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    stryper is the coolest
     

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