The A**hole wizard has been replace by AI

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Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?
 
Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?
No one. I bomb the AI data center that controls you.
 
Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?
An ex once give me control of the remote of an ''egg virbator'' when we went shopping.
she never gave me back that power again.

Let's just say,
I made her look very stupid in front of a cashier.

#NoRagrets
 
Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?

I'll start my cam site and give the control to the best tipper

<GinJuice>
 
Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?
More like Awesome AI.
 
Can't a wizard just cast a spell so AI doesn't exist? I'd probably join that wizard's fan club. Pay a monthly fee, hope for goodies in the mail from time to time, like the hind leg of a grasshopper, a drop of mercury, or some wychwood
 
Can't a wizard just cast a spell so AI doesn't exist? I'd probably join that wizard's fan club. Pay a monthly fee, hope for goodies in the mail from time to time, like the hind leg of a grasshopper, a drop of mercury, or some wychwood
Maybe the wizard got laid off when AI took his job and he's now depressed
 
I mean, the orgasms I’m having now are pretty good. Don’t know if I need all that.
 
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