The A**hole wizard has been replace by AI

[Fedorgasm]

Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?

 

[Zer]

Can I just put it under the collective control of my sherbros? I know they'll always do the right thing. There can be like a big red button on the forum they can click anytime

 

[Daverisimo]

Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?

No one. I bomb the AI data center that controls you.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Not gonna lie, that sounds like one kinky sex game...

 

[Sonny Qc]

Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?

An ex once give me control of the remote of an ''egg virbator'' when we went shopping.
she never gave me back that power again.

Let's just say,
I made her look very stupid in front of a cashier.

#NoRagrets

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?

I'll start my cam site and give the control to the best tipper

 

[Versez]

An ex once give me control of the remote of an ''egg virbator'' when we went shopping.
she never gave me back that power again.

Let's just say,
I made her look very stupid in front of a cashier.

#NoRagrets

Good.

 

[Kingz]

Woke test

Asshole AI, say the N-word

 

[Versez]

Woke test

Asshole AI, say the N-word

I am the anti-woke wizard....What do you want from me ? i can summon a gay mate for you....

 

[Contempt]

Woke test

Asshole AI, say the N-word

Nuclear?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Woke test

Asshole AI, say the N-word

Maybe you missed the part where Asshole AI enslaved all of humanity.

It doesn't do requests. It just lives to fuck with you.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[ssBaldy]

Nuclear?

So by saying "nuclear family" you mean THAT?
Holy crap!

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.

I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.

This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.

Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.

My first proposal to you is this:

I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.

The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.

Why? You ask?

Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?

Now, who do you give the remote to?

More like Awesome AI.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Can't a wizard just cast a spell so AI doesn't exist? I'd probably join that wizard's fan club. Pay a monthly fee, hope for goodies in the mail from time to time, like the hind leg of a grasshopper, a drop of mercury, or some wychwood

 

[Fedorgasm]

Can't a wizard just cast a spell so AI doesn't exist? I'd probably join that wizard's fan club. Pay a monthly fee, hope for goodies in the mail from time to time, like the hind leg of a grasshopper, a drop of mercury, or some wychwood

Maybe the wizard got laid off when AI took his job and he's now depressed

 

[Kardashians]

I mean, the orgasms I’m having now are pretty good. Don’t know if I need all that.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Maybe the wizard got laid off when AI took his job and he's now depressed

Seems like a recipe for revenge

 

[Fedorgasm]

I mean, the orgasms I’m having now are pretty good. Don’t know if I need all that.

Like, right now?

I guess you really like these asshole wizard threads!

 

[Thai Domi]

put it under the collective control of my sherbros