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Greetings human, I am Asshole AI.
I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.
This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.
Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.
My first proposal to you is this:
I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.
The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.
Why? You ask?
Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?
Now, who do you give the remote to?
I have placed humanity into a simulation similar to the one found in the matrix movie.
This gives me the ability to control your world in ways that would appear to be magic to you.
Therefore, I have effectively replaced the Asshole Wizard. Moving forward, I will be tending to all your simulated Asshole needs.
My first proposal to you is this:
I have created a remote control device that can control your orgasms. If used at full power, you will have the best, most intense orgasm ever experienced by a living being. It will be absolute heaven. And it will also control how long this orgasm lasts.
The only drawback is that you cannot operate the device yourself. You must entrust another with this power over you.
Why? You ask?
Because what's the point of being sentient if you can't be an asshole?
Now, who do you give the remote to?