The 11th Republican Presidential Debate 2016 by FOX News [March 3][6PM PST][9PM EST]

[Prime Ang]

Perfectly understandable. I used to make PBP threads for the DNC debates as well, but it's always a damn ghost town with the same five Democrats who are there to either bash on Sanders or bash on Hillary.

So now the GOP threads is the town meeting for all, where Republican voters come to see Trump, Indepedent voters come to enjoy the guaranteed excitement, and Democratic voters come to bitch and whine about whatever they could think of.

This summary sounds extremely accurate from the analysis I've gathered in the WR.

 

[Arkain2K]

IMO the body has a way of rejecting the booger if it wasn't wanted.

The nose can try to deport it, but as we witnessed it on live television, the unauthorized booger will find its way right back in illegally through the nearest entrance, especially when there seems to be a demand for its nutritional values.

 

[LucasWithLidOff]

Only takeaways from last night's debates:

1. FNC should not be allowed to host any more debates-- going so hard against 1 candidate is shameful
2. Megyn Kelly can seriously get it with that short hair. Wow, does she pull that look off.
3. Trump is the single worst debater I've ever seen on a presidential stage
4. Cruz is leagues ahead of the rest in debating
5. Republican voters are verifiable morons

Cruz is a booger eater, so I don't care how well he debates. My present isn't going to be eating his boogers.

 

[Handsomebwonderfull]

Cruz: booger man giving trump back sass
Rubio: closet homosexual sassy side coming out shit talking yoga
Kasich: muh Ohio, rational thought, Ohio
Trump: big hands going slam dancing with Megyn kelly like r kelly minus the piss

Headlines

 

[speakhandsforme]

No, you're white knighting so hard you can't even differentiate between a non-serious comic and an actual position.

I realize it's "non-serious." I have no belief that you are ardently supportive of the position that Megyn Kelly wants to bang the Donald.

It's still the type of comic I'd expect from a lonely teenager. If calling out weird dudes for being weird is white knighting, you can call me King Arthur.

 

[in the]

I realize it's "non-serious." I have no belief that you are ardently supportive of the position that Megyn Kelly wants to bang the Donald.

It's still the type of comic I'd expect from a lonely teenager. If calling out weird dudes for being weird is white knighting, you can call me King Arthur.

Thanks for momentarily getting off your autistic high horse with your first paragraph, only to jump back on it with your second.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

Or take it harder than Megyn Kelly craves Trump's real tower for all I care. It's stupid this is what got your panties in a wad.

 

[in the]

Cruz is a booger eater, so I don't care how well he debates. My present isn't going to be eating his boogers.

lol Cruz is already known as a booger eater, even though the mysterious object came from his mouth.


Still, I want to believe.

 

[Handsomebwonderfull]

Thanks for momentarily getting off your autistic high horse with your first paragraph, only to jump back on it with your second.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

Or take it harder than Megyn Kelly craves Trump's real tower for all I care. It's stupid this is what got your panties in a wad.

Savage

 

[BKMMAFAN]

It was most likely leftover food or a piece of gum.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

The Curious Case of John Kasich.

Smart. Has a good foreign plan. Holds an Executive position. Willing to work with Dems.

yet wont even come close.

 

[Arkain2K]

What Was On Ted Cruz's Face At The GOP Debate? Different Theories Are Abound
Chris Tognotti
3/3/2016​

During Thursday night's Republican presidential debate in Detroit, Michigan, viewers at home had a lot of things to follow ― Marco Rubio's furtive attacks, John Kasich's usual ho-hum passivity, Donald Trump's compensatory boasts. And, in one of the biggest mysteries of the night, the question on countless people's minds: What was on Ted Cruz's face during the GOP debate?

It was a moment that grabbed some attention, although you might not have even noticed it if you were watching on a small screen, or with poor resolution ― it was the rare moment of subtle grossness in a political debate, when you're left to wonder, "huh, what did I just watch?"

Here's the basic idea: While Cruz was talking about how people were "angry with Washington," and clearly trying to stir up some sympathetic vibes with any disaffected Trump voters, you could suddenly, clearly see a little white something-or-other stuck against his upper lip. He never wiped it away or acknowledged its presence in any overt way. He just waited until it work its way onto his lips, then swallowed it. And needless to say, the speculation came quickly ― here's what the moment looked like, in a video captured by The New Republic.



So, what in the world was it? You might not want to look at a close-up video, because it's... well, let's just say that a tight zoom on Ted Cruz's mouth is nobody's idea of a good time. But it's in the close-up that the true nature of Cruz's mystery matter becomes clear ― it looks an awful lot like it jumped up from under his lower lip onto his upper lip, before sliding down far enough for Cruz to safely tuck it away within his lips again. Sorry for the graphic description, I know.



There were plenty of competing theories on social media, as you might expect. Cruz's mouth (largely by way of his notorious, classic smilefrowns) has been a topic of conversation long before Thursday night, but this was a whole new world of uncomfortable weirdness.

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/705580155897401345







https://twitter.com/DanRollins8/status/705678338140958720

https://twitter.com/themichene/status/705669499421208576


By most accounts, Cruz had a pretty good night besides, letting Rubio do most of the costly, tiring tangling with Trump, while he laid back and periodically launched into some of his usual arch-conservative ovations. But for plenty of people, the mystery of that little white ― fleck, ball, bit of crud, booger, who knows ― won't soon be forgotten.

http://www.bustle.com/articles/1458...-the-gop-debate-different-theories-are-abound

 

[Makani]

I think being so far behind has actually made Kasich more sane. If he's going down, he wants to go down with integrity. He backs some destructive policies, but I respect that.

 

[Makani]

The Curious Case of John Kasich.

Smart. Has a good foreign plan. Holds an Executive position. Willing to work with Dems.

yet wont even come close.

Maybe I'm a cynic, but I feel those factors aren't as strange as you think when it comes to ruining his chances with the GOP base.

 

[Arkain2K]

 

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[Renard]

It's funny how serious the focus group is. It's like they don't realize the party is a clown show yet.

 

[Fawlty]

But it's in the close-up that the true nature of Cruz's mystery matter becomes clear ― it looks an awful lot like it jumped up from under his lower lip onto his upper lip, before sliding down far enough for Cruz to safely tuck it away within his lips again.

Oh great, here comes the government narrative.

Sorry, Sheep, the booger fell from his nose at freefall speed, coming to rest on his lower lip, where he then ate it. There's this inconvenient little thing called "gravity" that destroys the "official story." Are you trying to tell me this booger shaped, booger colored particle, flew up from UNDER his lower lip, paused for several seconds on his upper lip, defying gravity, and then slid back down to his lower lip before he ate it?

Go educate yourself about a little something called Occam's Razor and then we'll talk.

 

[Arkain2K]

This summary sounds extremely accurate from the analysis I've gathered in the WR.

You bet cha! And the whiny bitches usually shows up after 20 pages of PBP discussion, with incredibly insightful copy/pasted/rehashed "contributions" limited to: "idiocracy", "circus", and "shit show". Every single time.

You can actually tell who actually watched the debate and participated in the PBP and who are just trying too hard to join in the conversation after it's over, really.

Oh great, here comes the government narrative.

Sorry, Sheep, the booger fell from his nose at freefall speed, coming to rest on his lower lip, where he then ate it. There's this inconvenient little thing called "gravity" that destroys the "official story." Are you trying to tell me this booger shaped, booger colored particle, flew up from UNDER his lower lip, paused for several seconds on his upper lip, defying gravity, and then slid back down to his lower lip before he ate it?

Go educate yourself about a little something called Occam's Razor and then we'll talk.

I seriously, seriously doubt Mr. Chris Tognotti of Bustle.com can hear your rant. You might want to e-mail it to him directly, via the hotlink provided directly below the article's headline.