Tell the husband?

[MortalWombat]

Nope. I work at a huge hotel and I know a few people from there post on here, fuck that noise.

For the time yes. Ill be looking for another place if my promotion doesnt go through in 6 months.

I've got deja vu, have we had this conversation before? Someone else?

 

[fingercuffs]

I should be good at the party. All employees stay on floors 2-4. I have a friend that is the FOH manager and he gave me a suite on the top floor which has its own elevator so unless im being followed no one can access my floor but management. Also I am avoiding her there, this is just so I dont hear shit the next day about whoever else I decide to take up there. As long as I stay away from BOH employees im all good. This whole industry is fucked.

Yeah, you definitely need to be making the most out of that suite.

I'm sensing jealousy itt.

 

[MortalWombat]

Fuck her and her mother then kill all three of them with a machette and then chop their bodies into pieces and bury the pieces all around a forest so they are hard to find.

Wouldn't lots of pieces be easier to find, and now that there's dna testing, identify?

 

[Amazing]

Wouldn't lots of pieces be easier to find, and now that there's dna testing, identify?

not if they're really tiny and scattered really far away from each other and buried deep underground.

 

[Squirting Gun]

She's Mexican and her mom had her at 14? Way to break the stereotype.

19 and married means she's either pregnant, crazy, or most likely both. I doubt this story is true but if it is, I'd make other arrangements.

Its true. I dont post here much, only when I have shit worth posting. Im guessing she got married cause she got pregnant but she isnt showing at all yet if she is.

I've got deja vu, have we had this conversation before? Someone else?

I kinda know what your talking about. We have talked about similar shit in the past but not this. This one is new.

Yeah, you definitely need to be making the most out of that suite.

I'm sensing jealousy itt.

Haha i can see a little but for the most part everyone has good advice whether its fucking all 3 or telling HR.

 

[MortalWombat]

not if they're really tiny and scattered really far away from each other and buried deep underground.

Okay, I see your point, valid option. A lot of guys would go, "Yeah, that's a lot of work, still, it's sex, so it's worth it." Whereas, I'm not keeping up with the thread, exactly, but Squirty's got 3 floors of a hotel booked out for his Christmas Party shagging. He may find the whole scattering stuff in coal seam gas wells a bit more trouble than the whole thing's worth?

 

[MortalWombat]

Oh, just a room, sorry, misread. Still, probably easier to hook up at the do than go down the near-mass murder route.

 

[MortalWombat]

I kinda know what your talking about. We have talked about similar shit in the past but not this. This one is new.

.

Damn, you lead an exciting life. I measure years by the amount of medication my cats are taking.

 

[Amazing]

Okay, I see your point, valid option. A lot of guys would go, "Yeah, that's a lot of work, still, it's sex, so it's worth it." Whereas, I'm not keeping up with the thread, exactly, but Squirty's got 3 floors of a hotel booked out for his Christmas Party shagging. He may find the whole scattering stuff in coal seam gas wells a bit more trouble than the whole thing's worth?

It's the after-party.

Where the fun REALLY is.

 

[LilMountain]

This is how it works out in a perfect world but if this broad is already this nutty for me she just might flip if I tell her to cut it out and tell HR I was pursuing her. In the last 13+ years I have seen this happen to at least 10 different managers, all getting fired. HR always sides with the females in my industry. She has a clean work record so its not like she has a trail of this type of behavior.

Beat her to the punch, go to HR before you talk to her

 

[0vary hugger**]

Maybe her husband is into his chick doing that sort of thing. Man wants another guy to bone wife. There is a subculture out there that is all into this cuckolding thing. Take advantage.

True but it might also turn into a glockholding situation chico.

 

[Squirting Gun]

Damn, you lead an exciting life. I measure years by the amount of medication my cats are taking.

My life sucks for months at a time. Sometimes all I do is work and take care of my son and have no social life for 4-5 months. Then for some reason I run into alot of crazy shit for a 2 month span, rinse and repeat since I was 25. Before 25 it was insane.

Do you ever take your cats meds? That might spice some things up.

 

[neverwas]

How about bang all 3,then go to hr and say you where blackmailed into it.don't forget to take pics!

 

[MortalWombat]

It's the after-party.

Where the fun REALLY is.

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This idea really is growing on me.

My life sucks for months at a time. Sometimes all I do is work and take care of my son and have no social life for 4-5 months. Then for some reason I run into alot of crazy shit for a 2 month span, rinse and repeat since I was 25. Before 25 it was insane.

Do you ever take your cats meds? That might spice some things up.

Bloody arthritis medication - latest addition - costs more than fun drugs would. But anyway, as far as your situation goes, I vote for ignoring the whole thing. Take the boring pill. Like my cats.

 

[Herb Eaversmels]

How about bang all 3,then go to hr and say you where blackmailed into it.don't forget to take pics!

Yeah TS you can say the mother and daughter pinned you down while the husband had his way with you.

 

[neverwas]

Or the husband and wife held you down while the mother had her way!

 

[Amazing]

This idea really is growing on me.

Do it.

 

[MortalWombat]

Do it.

Whoa, hold on there. I'm just kibitzing here along with the rest of the peanut gallery. Maybe I'll change my vote, that's something I can do.

 

[Squirting Gun]

Yeah TS you can say the mother and daughter pinned you down while the husband had his way with you.

Or the husband and wife held you down while the mother had her way!

Im liking all of this. Im pretty sure Im gonna be in the clear after 1 or all of these things happen.

 

[0vary hugger**]

What's wrong with all of you Posters?

TS is in quite a bit of trouble here and you guys are just screwing around with the bullshit advice.

I mean a hawt 19 year old latina wants to bang him.
Her 34 yr old HAWT mom wants to bang him.


1st world problems yo,

Fuck her and her mother then kill all three of them with a machette and then chop their bodies into pieces and bury the pieces all around a forest so they are hard to find.

Not getting laid in India really took a toll eh.