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DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
Office of Administrative Hearings
SUBPOENA IN AN ADMINISTRATIVE HEARING
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PETITIONER (S)
The government of the United States
v. CASE NUMBER: 12345
LangfordBarrow_______
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RESPONDENT(S)
TO: ___LBarrow____Sherdog forums WarRoom_____________________________
( YOU ARE COMMANDED to appear at the place, date and time specified below to testify in the above case.)
LOCATION
DATE
TIME
( YOU ARE COMMANDED to appear at the place, date and time specified below to testify at the taking of a deposition in the above case.
PLACE OF DEPOSITION
The Hall of Justice
DATE tbd
TIME tbd
( YOU ARE COMMANDED to produce and permit inspection and copying of the following documents or objects at the place, date and time specified below (list documents or objects):
DOCUMENTS OR OBJECTS
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PLACE OF PRODUCTION
Pee Tape Studios, Moscow, Russia
DATE unk
TIME unk
( YOU ARE COMMANDED to permit inspection of the following premises at the date and time specified below.
PREMISES
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DATE tbd
TIME tbd
Any organization not a party to this suit that is subpoenaed for the taking of a deposition shall designate one or more officers, directors, or managing agents, or other persons who consent to testify on its behalf, and may set forth, for each person designated, the matters on which the person will testify. See SCR-CIV 30(b)(6).
...(3)(A) On timely motion, the Administrative Court shall quash or modify the subpoena if it
fails to allow reasonable time for compliance;
requires a person who is not a party or an officer of a party to travel to a place more than 25 miles for the place where
that person resides, is employed or regularly transacts business in person, except that, subject to the provisions of clause (3)(B)(iii), such a person may in order to attend trial be commanded to travel from any such place to the place of trial; or
requires disclosure of privileged or other protected matter and no exception or waiver applies; or
subjects a person to undue burden.
If a subpoena
requires disclosure of a trade secret or other confidential research, development or commercial information, or
requires disclosure of an unretained expert’s opinion or information not describing specific events or occurances in
dispute and resulting form the expert’s study made not at the request of any party, or
requires a person who is not a party or an officer of a party to incur substantial expense to travel more than 25 miles
to attend trial, the Administrative Court may, to protect a person subject to or affected by the subpoena, quash or modify the subpoena or, if the party in whose behalf the subpoena is issued shows a substantial need for the testimony or material that cannot be otherwise met without undue hardship and assures that the person to whom the subpoena is addressed will be reasonably compensated, the Administrative Court may order appearance or production only upon specified conditions.
Duties in Responding to Subpoena.
A person responding to a subpoena to produce documents shall produce them as they are kept in the usual course of business or shall
organize and label them to correspond with the categories in the demand.
(2) When information subject to a subpoena is withheld on a claim that it is privileged or subject to protection as trial preparation materials, claim shall be made expressly and shall be supported by a description of the nature of the documents, communications, or things not produced that is sufficient to enable the demanding party to contest the claim.
This subpoena is enforceable only when signed by an Administrative Law Judge.
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