International Sweden: Emergency measures are introduced against Obama

[lsa]

This is very serious

"The government has decided that the authorities may take emergency measures to prevent the invasive flatworm Obama soon gaining a foothold in Sweden. TT reports.

The decision means that it will not be permitted to "keep or breed the species, even if it takes place in closed storage, to use or exchange the species, and to release it into the environment", the government writes in a press release.

Experts at the Swedish Environmental Protection Agency have previously compared the situation to when the killer snail made its entrance in the late 1970s."


First covid, then wars and now this..
Is the world coming to an end? Will it get better or worse?
Do you feel calm for the future?

And most important how do we stop Obama from spreading?

Here is a picture of how I feel right now.

 

[Bobby00]

Any relation to the former US President?

 

[BigSexy444]

Is Obama a monster?

 

[lsa]

Any relation to the former US President?

I dont know, they did not say that in the press release.
But I mean, there has to be? Right?

 

[lsa]

Is Obama a monster?

Could be... But Obama is not very big (thank god)

 

[Bobby00]

I dont know, they did not say that in the press release.
But I mean, there has to be? Right?

Only logical conclusion is that Obama was able to clone himself in a snails body to achieve world dominance. Once he made the first clone it was only a matter of time.

 

[lsa]

Only logical conclusion is that Obama was able to clone himself in a snails body to achieve world dominance. Once he made the first clone it was only a matter of time.

I cant argue against that.
When you are right you are right.

 

[lsa]

oh shit. Wait!
I forgot a word in the headline!
"flatworm"

Oh never mind.. I dont think it makes any difference

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

This is very serious

"The government has decided that the authorities may take emergency measures to prevent the invasive flatworm Obama soon gaining a foothold in Sweden. TT reports.

The decision means that it will not be permitted to "keep or breed the species, even if it takes place in closed storage, to use or exchange the species, and to release it into the environment", the government writes in a press release.

Experts at the Swedish Environmental Protection Agency have previously compared the situation to when the killer snail made its entrance in the late 1970s."


First covid, then wars and now this..
Is the world coming to an end? Will it get better or worse?
Do you feel calm for the future?

And most important how do we stop Obama from spreading?

Here is a picture of how I feel right now.

So why is the obama dangerous?

 

[lsa]

So why is the obama dangerous?

invasive species that eats other worms and snails.

 

[Rawex]

This is very serious

"The government has decided that the authorities may take emergency measures to prevent the invasive flatworm Obama soon gaining a foothold in Sweden. TT reports.

The decision means that it will not be permitted to "keep or breed the species, even if it takes place in closed storage, to use or exchange the species, and to release it into the environment", the government writes in a press release.

Experts at the Swedish Environmental Protection Agency have previously compared the situation to when the killer snail made its entrance in the late 1970s."


First covid, then wars and now this..
Is the world coming to an end? Will it get better or worse?
Do you feel calm for the future?

And most important how do we stop Obama from spreading?

Here is a picture of how I feel right now.

 

[lsa]

Thats how I looked when I read the news.
I can only handle so much.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

invasive species that eats other worms and snails.

Not only. I found the following on wikipedia:

„The copulatory apparatus of Obama has a protrusible penis occupying the entire male atrium or most of it.“

So Obama has some kind of super dick.

 

[pinger]

RFK better get vaccinated or he might get another worm

 

[Rawex]

Thats how I looked when I read the news.
I can only handle so much.

 

[lsa]

Not only. I found the following on wikipedia:

„The copulatory apparatus of Obama has a protrusible penis occupying the entire male atrium or most of it.“

So Obama has some kind of super dick.

No wonder its on the list.

 

[lsa]

RFK better get vaccinated or he might get another worm

Maybe we all should..
I mean @KBE6EKCTAH_CCP just told me it has a super dick

 

[pinger]

Maybe we all should..
I mean @KBE6EKCTAH_CCP just told me it has a super dick

That's a side effect most people could get around (Sherdoggers of course don't require it, having the requisite 12 inch peen)

 

[nonoob]

And most important how do we stop Obama from spreading?

If Big Mike couldn't, it's doubtful that we can.

 

[Seano]

Thats a tough one, Americans were infected with Obama for 8 years, we're still feeling the negative effects today