Superintelligence, Teleportation or Regeneration/Healing Power (Self)?

Out of these 3 superhuman powers, which one would you like to have?


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I'll take teleportation because I love to travel but I hate the actual flying and airports.
This. I'm alright after checking in for a couple of hours with some Guinness and a laptop to watch TV but when I board I flippin hate it. People are rude, sharing the same air with a bunch of strangers with air pressure flatulence isn't healthy. I haven't left CA in nearly two years. Being able to press a button and be anywhere would be epic.
 
This. I'm alright after checking in for a couple of hours with some Guinness and a laptop to watch TV but when I board I flippin hate it. People are rude, sharing the same air with a bunch of strangers with air pressure flatulence isn't healthy. I haven't left CA in nearly two years. Being able to press a button and be anywhere would be epic.

Same. I don't mind getting to the airport early enough that I can chill in a bar and have some beers but the tight squeeze on the plane and having to deal with strangers sitting right on top of you is shit. Plus you could literally date anyone in the world because nothing would be long distance.
 
Same. I don't mind getting to the airport early enough that I can chill in a bar and have some beers but the tight squeeze on the plane and having to deal with strangers sitting right on top of you is shit. Plus you could literally date anyone in the world because nothing would be long distance.
I could pop in for a quick pint in NY with you then be sitting on a private beach with a pina colada in my hand an hour later.
And we're pretty super intelligent enough already.
 
Anything over about 160 gets real subjective. Probably easiest to think in terms of what you can do. Hypercreative, superfast calculations, understanding people, communicating ideas, etc.
Make it Tony Stark's intelligence, where you can invent crazy shit.
 
I'd take regeneration just so I could drink more and do more drugs than anyone in history with no ill effects other than several illegitimate children who hate me
 
I'll take regeneration/health abilities and become UFC HW champ 2022. Ngannou and Gane can get KTFO by my superior chin and recovery
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I could pop in for a quick pint in NY with you then be sitting on a private beach with a pina colada in my hand an hour later.
And we're pretty super intelligent enough already.

Great minds think alike. That's another huge plus. Bad weather in your town? Pop out to Fiji for the day and be back for dinner.
 
Great minds think alike. That's another huge plus. Bad weather in your town? Pop out to Fiji for the day and be back for dinner.
what if you can't control it
like you be watching one of dem scientifmatic shows bout outer space. you get a fleeting thought "I wish I was there".
boom
are you suddenly there? and wouldn't instant exposure pretty much kill you?
 
Which superhuman power would you like to have?

I'd say regeneration/healing power.

You have an IQ of at least 500.
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You can teleport anywhere in the solar system.
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You got regeneration/healing like Wolverine.
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I'd also go with regeneration.

With super-intelligence you probably could get lots of people to revolve their lives around you, providing you with constant attention and admiration, but you might also despise all of them for their lack of intelligence. You would only be able to have relationships on the level of a human with a dog (which on second thought might not be that bad)
 
what if you can't control it
like you be watching one of dem scientifmatic shows bout outer space. you get a fleeting thought "I wish I was there".
boom
are you suddenly there? and wouldn't instant exposure pretty much kill you?

Well that would be a shitty superpower
 
Super intelligence is basically what made Will Hunting such a cunt until Southie Robin Williams hugged the cunt out of him. Before that he was going to end up in jail iirc. My point is that if your smart enough you'll end up in jail most likely.
 
I'll take self healing like Wolverine. Then I don't have to worry about being careful with anything or getting sick. I can jump off the Empire State Building and splat right into the pavement. Then heal and get up like nothing happened.

Second would be teleportation. I'd jump in and out of places at will. Would be awesome.
 
Great minds think alike. That's another huge plus. Bad weather in your town? Pop out to Fiji for the day and be back for dinner.
Let's take Hawaii off the table though what with Lost being made there, we could end up in right bother teleportation wise.
 
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