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When she returned after a long hiatus from UFC to appear on WWE programming at the Royal Rumble, Ronda Rousey looked “like she had put on a pound or two,” according to the gurgled critique of an elephantine MMA fan who doesn’t realize his TV’s remote control is currently wedged into one of his dorsal folds.
“I mean, she’s still pretty hot,” wheezed the fan, struggling to dislodge his left forearm from a near-empty can of Pringles.
“I would still totally do her,” he added, seemingly unaware that Ronda would never, ever “do” him, even if the fate of the entire human race relied on the two of them conceiving a child.
Ronda, for the record, has not gained any weight — nor have Meisha, PVZ, Karate Hottie or the countless other female fighters whom the fan has described as “chunky” while watching UFC from a sofa from which he is almost completely incapable of extricating himself.
The fan, who goes by the alias PRYDEnvrDIES on various online MMA forums, is notorious for using critical terms like “tree fiddy” and “squash match,” though he often misspells the terms on account of his plump fingers and steadily declining motor control.
“I mean, she’s still pretty hot,” wheezed the fan, struggling to dislodge his left forearm from a near-empty can of Pringles.
“I would still totally do her,” he added, seemingly unaware that Ronda would never, ever “do” him, even if the fate of the entire human race relied on the two of them conceiving a child.
Ronda, for the record, has not gained any weight — nor have Meisha, PVZ, Karate Hottie or the countless other female fighters whom the fan has described as “chunky” while watching UFC from a sofa from which he is almost completely incapable of extricating himself.
The fan, who goes by the alias PRYDEnvrDIES on various online MMA forums, is notorious for using critical terms like “tree fiddy” and “squash match,” though he often misspells the terms on account of his plump fingers and steadily declining motor control.
