Economy stonks v20, you get an offering

I just bought a shitload of HOOD because everybody hates them
 
Oof

I will at 30.33
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Get in before the giant green dildo goes so deep into my brapper even a Cathy tier suck won't extract it
 
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Get in before the giant green dildo goes so deep into my brapper even a Cathy tier suck won't extract it
Cathie Would bought in. Should spike. I just want to get my 38 back.
I would find it ironic that when WSB short the shit out it(when Options are available), and then create a short squeeze on $HOOD.
Snake eating its tail.
 
Cathie Would bought in. Should spike. I just want to get my 38 back.
I would find it ironic that when WSB short the shit out it(when Options are available), and then create a short squeeze on $HOOD.
Snake eating its tail.
It did spike. It's up 4% in a down market lol
It will now bleed as she buys more

Just like PATH and COIN
 
It did spike. It's up 4% in a down market lol
It will now bleed as she buys more

Just like PATH and COIN
Yea, I still wouldn't long until it passes it's opening day high. I'm not buying it regardless though.
 
Took some tsla 700 calls 0DTE that i got wicked out on that eventually hit 150- 200%. That's pretty much it for me today.
 
Reverse repos by the fed have hit over 1 trilliion. the highest ever
 
lmao SAVA (down 50% in 24 hrs lol)
 
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i am soooo bored.

a day like this (and i'm well in the green), but i just don't have many moves as long as xlnx is held back. dumber, it's options are finally halfway awake (well, all things considered, they still suck but at least i could work with this), but the arb ratio (either 1.5 for next week or 1.6 for monthlies... let alone the 1.7 at closing) puts them above the top strike if amd holds, anyway. so womp, womp.

sold mvst when it dinged 9, i guess that was too early. no idea why it even jumped, aside from... well, being down to 8 for no real reason.

kinda surprised/annoyed that ark jumped into hood already. seems insane. she's insane. like, buy's path literally every day (usually multiple times/day) insane. how the fuck is this a fund?



closed half my lcid short calls. and 1 more short put somehow executed. no idea what is going on with this one, the iv/options movements don't follow the sp at all...
 
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lmao took the last 750 NKLA shares avail to short at Fidelity and flipped em for 1%
 
lmao took the last 750 NKLA shares avail to short at Fidelity and flipped em for 1%

i tried to sell 10ps earlier in the week... but strangely, there was no premium in it.

edit: fuck, even next week... the 10p is only netting .20, that seems crazy.
 
Dan Niles gonna pump Baidu on cnbc I'm guessing lol
 
lol square overpays for a ridiculous unsustainable paylater company and SQ goes up big. Amazing world.
 
ROKU short printinnnn.

Fuck up and balked buying any DKNG to open and AFRM on its open dip.
Tried to short some SQ when it was up 6% but that looks like a fail.
 
That look when you had AMD at $75 in May and sold at $80. Diamond hands. Ugh
 
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