Economy stonks v16, can't spell ludicrous without lucid.

[Wadtucket]

lolz @ spouting wsb speak (poorly) while saying the above.

you appear to be legitimately retarded, and i don't mean guh.

lolz @ thinking you are part of some old skool internet kool klub and can flexx your early join date as some sort of merit

protip: nobody cares

 

[rob mafia]

lolz @ thinking you are part of some old skool internet kool klub and can flexx your early join date as some sort of merit

protip: nobody cares

lolz @ mocking conspiracy theories with actual conspiracy charges.
lolz @ getting jartek'd... while defending it.



way to put the stock in stockholm syndrome.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Best tip is to bet on the green tickers!

dude...you have to explain this to me like I'm retarded.

WTF is a "green ticker?"
lol

 

[BIKES!]

My first mistake was trying to make $ today.

No idea if I should be buying the dip or if this is beginning of correction

Well... I have got absolutely murdered on biotech since last week. It is catastrophic. If my huge UAL bag wasn't there to mitigate some I would be even more ill.

 

[Wadtucket]

dude...you have to explain this to me like I'm retarded.

WTF is a "green ticker?"
lol

Buy red stonk
Hold green stonk
Profit

 

[BIKES!]

dude...you have to explain this to me like I'm retarded.

WTF is a "green ticker?"
lol

oh hahah. Green is up for the day, red is down.

I can't tell if a big reset is coming but a lot of stonks have been falling and falling and falling and not coming back...

 

[Wadtucket]

oh hahah. Green is up for the day, red is down.

I can't tell if a big reset is coming but a lot of stonks have been falling and falling and falling and not coming back...

Biotech gonna biotech bruvva

Is normal

 

[BIKES!]

Buy red stonk
Hold green stonk
Profit

Stonk trading is so simple when you break it down like this.

 

[BIKES!]

Biotech gonna biotech bruvva

Is normal

Would you cut the string right now?

 

[Cuzcatlan]

Bought back into JMIA again.
JMIA 100 at 51.67
Sold call at $60 on 02/26 for $225

 

[Gas121]

CDEV mooning gahhh @Gas121 You still holding?

CDEV, VET, CPE. Holy shit. Did not sell and there all up 10 percent. Fucking get in.

 

[BIKES!]

CDEV, VET, CPE. Holy shit. Did not sell and there all up 10 percent. Fucking get in.

I got in and out of CDEV twice for big wins. Thanks broskie. I got fucking murdered on bio the past 7 days. down between 15-35%. ughh...

 

[Cuzcatlan]

Anyone having problems with Schwab today?
It's been glitching for me.

 

[Gas121]

I got in and out of CDEV twice for big wins. Thanks broskie. I got fucking murdered on bio the past 7 days. down between 15-35%. ughh...

Oil stocks are mooning like literally all of them lol. Its the safer play at the moment. My portfolio is actually up 3 percent from this red day. I sold out of any risky stocks and chose ones with the least down side.

I think market hurts until the next stimulus so choose carefully.

 

[Wadtucket]

Would you cut the string right now?

What tickers are you in bruvva? Depends on whether fundamentals changed, you want to harvest some losses, you have other stonks you think will go up before those, etc

 

[Wadtucket]

Oil stocks are mooning like literally all of them lol. Its the safer play at the moment. My portfolio is actually up 3 percent from this red day. I sold out of any risky stocks and chose ones with the least down side.

I think market hurts until the next stimulus so choose carefully.

I think oil recovery sentiment is priced in at this point tbh

But maybe I'm just a gay salty boomer that sold off my Exxxon early

 

[44nutman]

It's all about percentages. Stock price doesn't matter.

$5K in company that has $5k/share is the same as 10K shares in a company that is $.5/share

Finally convinced a buddy of mine of this principal. Anything over $10/share and he would not buy.

 

[Gas121]

I think oil recovery sentiment is priced in at this point tbh

But maybe I'm just a gay salty boomer that sold off my Exxxon early

Its not far from priced in but still room in a fair few stocks. Tell has around 20% left to jump imo.. BP also is a great buy from here.

EV will continue to get royally fucked at these prices but it was coming..

 

[brackis1]

Jan 4

Welp the TSLA short is officially on and with a 5% head start on the market, will be my increasing hedge as I play other euphoria.
Absolute risk from here is like 33% (1000). I've long ranted about Musk being a total shitstain fraud, but now it's reaching with regard to even the dummy child bidup game.

lol I was nicely green on my TSLA short today and covered most at 785. Thanks Musk daddy. Time for another stunt to appease your retard fans please so I can get some wild 900+ shares to short again!

lol nice TSLA is way up I am gonna start shorting again as my hedge. Weaved out of a 10% haircut.

Just throwing this together for the Muskies who say I can't trade it lmao

 

[BIKES!]

What tickers are you in bruvva? Depends on whether fundamentals changed, you want to harvest some losses, you have other stonks you think will go up before those, etc

AGTC is the big one. The Mr. Sonofabitch bent me over no lube