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Economy stonks v15, lucid madness

You do have a salty vagina. You were the same nutbag that was saying that WSB was swinging the price but the institutions are the ones actually making the ground move. If you were stock genius, you wouldn't be here but working in finance managing other people's money or as a quant writing trading algorithms. As is, you are just some scrub that is playing with his cashed out 401k because you don't want a job, trading on old information that anyone in industry already had known about for ages. I have seen a million day trading monkeys like you and nearly all lose money and the ones that didn't got lucky while taking tremendous risk.

lolz @ not understanding that quant's don't make all that much money and essentially are restricted from trading.

ffs, they're jealous of us.

i love how you simultaneously pretend you know what you're talking about/more than us (calling us monkeys, insisting that we lose money, insisting that mutual funds outperform us...) while you don't even know why stocks are shorted, insisted yesterday that no one closed their gme short positions, AND that shorts are still waiting for gme to drop - the stock that went from 480 to 50 in days.

lolz @ parroting the anti-hedge fund koolaid why snarkily suggesting that if we knew shit, we'd be... managing other people's money. PICK ONE.
 
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Can we please go back to talking about stonks!
 
Time to to start taking some positions in oil imo. They've already started to pump but expect some big momentum this month. Will be buying 2 to 3 stocks and ride them up.
 
I want to know if anyone invested in Uggs back when they were mean for surfers to keep their feet warm before all the basic bitches started buying them by the boatload. Whoever did is bathing in Champagne every 20 minutes.
 
CPE seems to be the next target for some people on reddit for a short squeeze, it is a bit strange that the stock is so low considering how expensive crude is atm
 
lol first thing on CNBC for my week is them taunting me with GHVI interview -_-
 
Battery metal stocks have been on a nice run. Sold my Neo Lithium for a 6-7 bagger. Had Goldcore Resources, a kind of obscure graphite play, go up 200% the other day. I think it's got room to go up quite a bit more. Missed out on basically every uranium stock taking off.
 
Fuck me CNBC covering dogecoin because "Elon Musk, Gene Simmons, and Snoop Dogg tweeted it".
Peak idiocracy keeps ascending.
 
It's all over dude. People wouldn't stop pumping BTC. Apparently it worked.
I truly have no idea how Musk gets away without prison time for literally going "buy bitcoin!" buy dogecoin!" then releasing this shit. It's straight up fraud my any measure of sanity if the SEC actually existed.
 
lol I flipped some PLTR but should have held on long; I only took 36 >37, now it;s at 38. The autistic people are going euphoric over some mediocre IBM deal but more likely their overlapping bitcoin jizzfest
 
lol SNPR ripped for EV charging. Guess who arbitraged out of most of their holding on Friday hoping to rebuy on a down day after it had ran 30%? -_-
 
Ayyy some premarket love for GRSV consolation prize I'll take it on a fat position!
 
lol I put some GRSV sales in for 12.25 and they filled and now back down :eek:<Moves>
 
Time to to start taking some positions in oil imo. They've already started to pump but expect some big momentum this month. Will be buying 2 to 3 stocks and ride them up.
I took a big position on CDEV. What else you like?
 
lol a shitty biosceience spac I sold out of ripped 3-% today whoops.
 
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