It's pretty scary how much straight up lying and corporate shitbag defending they do.'I just heard Cramer say he'd short Norwegian Cruise Line after he interviewed and called them a buy last week lol. Dude should be in prison.cnbc is aids.
That's the beauty of the tech sector.wait, what? unprofitable money hole buying another unprofitable company?
That's the beauty of the tech sector.
You don't need to be a profitable company to get purchased. All you need to be is a thorn in the side of the dominant company, and they'll buy you out to remove the thorn.
Well that was a retarded day. Ended up down half a percent on a -2% print for the market which ain't bad, but damn hurts when your biggest short (Blackrock) has to get closed up 5% -_-
SmileDirect is destroying options lol. Is flat off an IV of 30%
That's funny you mention RVLV. I was looking at that chart today with FOMO.For some odd reason I've held 50 shares of sdc....bought like 300 at its march low. Also had 100 shares of revolve group but sold it all for poultry profit...would be up 70%.
there's a lot of people profiting from aids thocnbc is aids.
Oh no, trust me, I get the joke."tech"
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lolz @ the current era where cab drivers are considered "tech"
edit: to be clear, it's not a dig at you, endless. just a dig at the ton of companies investors/talking heads/shills/etc declare "tech" and part of the tech sector... that have fuck all to do with tech. wework being the most egregious example.
IT'S REOCCURRING SUBSCRIPTIONS BRO. IT'S FREE MONEY FOREVER. Fuckin commie.Oh no, trust me, I get the joke.
I'm a lawyer who does a lot of work for a lot of insurance companies. One of my insurance clients was recently purchased by a tech startup. It became increasingly obvious that what was really going on was that the tech company wanted to attribute the insurance company's revenue as "tech revenue", so that they could start advertising that they were a tech company generating tons of revenue for a future sale. Blatant pump and dump.
Oh no, trust me, I get the joke.
I'm a lawyer who does a lot of work for a lot of insurance companies. One of my insurance clients was recently purchased by a tech startup. It became increasingly obvious that what was really going on was that the tech company wanted to attribute the insurance company's revenue as "tech revenue", so that they could start advertising that they were a tech company generating tons of revenue for a future sale. Blatant pump and dump.
Market seems to just be ripping thru stops up and down and I'm proud to be sitting cash and not chasing runs that reverse. RH is such fucking trash lol so glad I don't use it.yeah, i know there shouldn't have been reason for edit (and had this been a couple weeks ago, i wouldn't have), but this thread's been full of stupid so i thought i'd clarify just in case/before some dumbass didn't get it and quoted me with some bullshit.
speaking of stupids...
lolz, my rh account is locked again. 3rd or 4th time in like a month i've had a ghost margin call (when i click on the link to cover the margin call i get a message saying i'm above margin maintenance [every time] or something despite positive (and very much so, right now) "buying power." i know it's from selling (mostly otm, a couple itm that i was hoping to snake for less than the current SP as of yesterday) puts and the retarded way they calculate shit from it, but the math still never checks out. obviously. (i know stock can be leveraged more than cash [which is it's own brand of stupid, but i digress], but there's clearly something wrong with their computations)
it's getting less and less amusing, though. especially since my rh account's only purpose is to sell FDs. haha
the sucky part is that due to weeklies, my account is basically held hostage as they won't let an ACATS go through.
i need to just buy the amd dips instead of selling puts at the dip because rh is retarded and simultaneously tells me i have $10k+ available but i can't buy because of a margin call.
Market seems to just be ripping thru stops up and down and I'm proud to be sitting cash and not chasing runs that reverse. RH is such fucking trash lol so glad I don't use it.
Ah fair point I didn't even think about that!rh sucks, but it's the only broker with no fees on contracts. i'd be ok with small fees, but .50-.65 per lot per week adds up quickly.
i also have tos/webull, but generally just have boring shit in tos and i don't trust webull enough yet (and might not ever) to give them substantial money. maybe i should give webull a serious chance, iirc their contracts are only like .10
i keep meaning to check tasty, but it seems so scummy (options-based platform with... still kind of steep options fees)
theta gang problems.
Ah fair point I didn't even think about that!