Still can't cope with Merab loss

[Pequeño Corey]

There's stuff at gas stations, comes in little cans called Copenhagen.

That's Portuguese for Cope-assistance.

What you need to do is go buy one of the stacks and eat all the cans at once. This will address your cope issues. You'll feel like a new whatever you identify as.

You can thank me later.

I barfed reading this. I remember trying to gut some cope bc I wanted to impress my southern friends. That was a mistake.

 

[Popocatepetl]

All you need is like two weeks training in basic stand up and you're golden

So you're saying all the guys he beat had less than 2 weeks of basic stand up training ?

Good call

I barfed reading this. I remember trying to gut some cope bc I wanted to impress my southern friends. That was a mistake.

I used to dip Skoal in highschool, but the first time I tried Copenhagen I didn't realize its like dust.
I swallowed it and puked right in class

There's more to it than that, but yes Yan had to be at the top of his game to keep the fight on his terms.

Yan fought a perfect fight, can't say anything negative about that performance and I wanted Merab to win.

Yan was on cloud 9.

Clearly Merab was never that good and is a can

That's what they would say isn't it?
Although I think the many he beat would probably feel differently.

Yes the fine cut is a tough out. They do have a long cut, but it's a totally different feel and flavor from skoal.

They didn't when i was a kid unfortunately

Been there, but mine was straight chewing tobacco. Never been so sick lol.

I used to like Red Man better than dip, it tasted better.
Or Levi Garrett, not that any of them taste good though

 

[HHJ]

If Merab cannot keep someone on the ground or his opponent doesn't severely gas after 2 rounds, he will lose 100% of the time

There's more to it than that, but yes Yan had to be at the top of his game to keep the fight on his terms.

 

[Azure]

Clearly Merab was never that good and is a can

 

[SuperNerd]

Opposite for me.

I've been savoring it

 

[SuperNerd]

This is the face I was making when Yan landed his jab on Merabs busted face.

 

[the_details]

Clearly Merab was never that good and is a can

Cope-nhagen comes in a can.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

I used to dip Skoal in highschool, but the first time I tried Copenhagen I didn't realize its like dust.
I swallowed it and puked right in class

Yes the fine cut is a tough out. They do have a long cut, but it's a totally different feel and flavor from skoal.

 

[Clark Rogers]

I barfed reading this. I remember trying to gut some cope bc I wanted to impress my southern friends. That was a mistake.

Been there, but mine was straight chewing tobacco. Never been so sick lol.

 

[Greyscale]

Merab still great, credit him for surviving a vicious beatdown. Basically this is his first real loss with the promotion as he was badly screwed by judges and refs in the other 2.

 

[Nintendo 64]

Make an example.

 

[the_details]

it tasted better.

LESS FILLING!

 

[kkthx]

I give all the credit to Merab in the yan fight. He was the better man.

He was getting repeatedly punched in the face but he did not forget the teachings of our lord and savior. Not even for a second. Every time he ate one, he hugged yan right back and tried to spread the word of love. No violence, only hugs against the cage.

It's just so inspiring. So moving.

 

[maximus__]

Me

Merab still great, credit him for surviving a vicious beatdown. Basically this is his first real loss with the promotion as he was badly screwed by judges and refs in the other 2.

Merab 100% was unconscious vs Ricky Simon. You can't be saved by the bell and that is the correct call.
He got ko'd on the takedown, wakes up a few times and lays there at the end.

He recovers quick but he was out a few times there.

 

[shh]

Guys help me cope, he's still the BW goat right? It's still 1-1 and Merab had a broken rib right? Right guys?

Merab was robbed. Judges are blind like Aspinall.