Still can't cope with Merab loss

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My favorite excuse is seeing people claim Merab lost because he chose to stand with Petr and avoided taking him down... as they conveniently ignore Petr stuffing like 30 attempts throughout the fight.

If Merab cannot keep someone on the ground or his opponent doesn't severely gas after 2 rounds, he will lose 100% of the time
 
There's stuff at gas stations, comes in little cans called Copenhagen.

That's Portuguese for Cope-assistance.

What you need to do is go buy one of the stacks and eat all the cans at once. This will address your cope issues. You'll feel like a new whatever you identify as.

You can thank me later.
 
Perhaps the early morning sparring wars the day of your fight isn't the best idea. Merab with 24 hours rest is scary.
 
My favorite excuse is seeing people claim Merab lost because he chose to stand with Petr and avoided taking him down... as they conveniently ignore Petr stuffing like 30 attempts throughout the fight.

If Merab cannot keep someone on the ground or his opponent doesn't severely gas after 2 rounds, he will lose 100% of the time

I'll go even further. If Merab fights someone that lands way more punches and kicks than him after 5 rounds, he will lose 100% of the time. What a bum!
 
I'll go even further. If Merab fights someone that lands way more punches and kicks than him after 5 rounds, he will lose 100% of the time. What a bum!
All you need is like two weeks training in basic stand up and you're golden
 
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