Steven Seagal reveals his secret techniques.

[Deleted member 449757]

A few days ago, karate nerd Jesse Enkamp released a video of him and his brother, UFC fighter Oliver Enkamp meeting sensei Seagal and spending a day training with him, where he teaches them his deadly techniques such as ... the Anderson Silva front kick.



Now that we have a reference on his secred deadly techniques, what do you think of him? Do you think he could defeat Sensei Frank Dux?

 

[Winter-John]

Does the ant understand the microwave? Or the moth understand Twitter? No. Expecting mortals to comprehend the techniques of Sensei is a fools errand.

 

[wwkirk]

A few days ago, karate nerd Jesse Enkamp released a video of him and his brother, UFC fighter Oliver Enkamp meeting sensei Seagal and spending a day training with him, where he teaches them his deadly techniques such as ... the Anderson Silva front kick.



Now that we have a reference on his secred deadly techniques, what do you think of him? Do you think he could defeat Sensei Frank Dux?

Beat Dux? Maybe. But Master Fabia, Never!

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

@Doubled is the true master. The rest are just pretending

 

[Streeter]

Well he did make Anderson the champion he was.

 

[Deleted member 449757]

Jokes aside:

Notice something at 08:04 - Seagal knocks Enkamp down with a clothesline and says "But the old style would be that strike."

I have been criticising Seagal's "Irimi Nage" for not being much of an Irimi Nage, that is entering throw, at all but rather a strike knocking someone down. So, as it turns out ... it's supposed to be a strike and therefore, a different technique? Can we get any Aikido expert in this thread and clarify what the hell type of technique it is supposed to be if it's not a shitty Irimi Nage?

 

[I Am Legion]

Does Seagal know the rest of the World views him as a douche? Does he have that self awareness?

 

[Deleted member 449757]

Does Seagal know the rest of the World views him as a douche? Does he have that self awareness?

He said in the video that everyone in the USA shitting on him is the reason he left. Also calls out Gene LeBell.

 

[Thrawn33]

He said in the video that everyone in the USA shitting on him is the reason he left. Also calls out Gene LeBell.

Judo Gene ran him out of the country.

 

[fungi]

I think he's legit.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

If done correct, no can defend!

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Guy wrote best movie script anyone has ever read

 

[Belaya Smert]

Who the hell is footing the bill for all this opulence. That guy is a tax fraud that is hiding from sex assault allegations. Time to extradite Sensei Seagull.

 

[Deleted member 449757]

Who the hell is footing the bill for all this opulence. That guy is a tax fraud that is hiding from sex assault allegations. Time to extradite Sensei Seagull.

He is friends with Putin and still makes shitty movies regularly. That is how his lifestyle is paid for i guess.

 

[Belaya Smert]

He is friends with Putin and still makes shitty movies regularly. That is how his lifestyle is paid for i guess.

I knew the Russia connection but I doubt the straight to DVD classics that walrus is putting out now are paying the bill. The video is in Dubai. Wonder if he has more financial backers there as well.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Who the hell is footing the bill for all this opulence. That guy is a tax fraud that is hiding from sex assault allegations. Time to extradite Sensei Seagull.

He invested in bitcoin pretty early

 

[Deleted member 449757]

I knew the Russia connection but I doubt the straight to DVD classics that walrus is putting out now are paying the bill. The video is in Dubai. Wonder if he has more financial backers there as well.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were paying the bill. In every country i have been to, it was never difficult to find garbage piles of his latest movies in the dollar bin. Considering how little effort they put into them and also that (i believe) he owns the rights to them, i would not be surprised if this shit would create a revenue stream significant enough to finance his lifestyle, especially if he doesn't pay taxes.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I wouldn't be surprised if they were paying the bill. In every country i have been to, it was never difficult to find garbage piles of his latest movies in the dollar bin. Considering how little effort they put into them and also that (i believe) he owns the rights to them, i would not be surprised if this shit would create a revenue stream significant enough to finance his lifestyle, especially if he doesn't pay taxes.

U just walk around countries and see piles of his movies laying around ?

 

[Deleted member 449757]

U just walk around countries and see piles of his movies laying around ?

Exactly. Like E.T. for Atari 2600 in the desert.

What i meant was that in electronics stores that sell DVDs i have been to internationally, there were always Steven Seagal movies from the last 15 years for sale. Interestingly, i cannot recall ever seeing his classics being sold anywhere.

I'm talking about movies like this:

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Exactly. Like E.T. for Atari 2600 in the desert.

What i meant was that in electronics stores that sell DVDs i have been to internationally, there were always Steven Seagal movies from the last 15 years for sale. Interestingly, i cannot recall ever seeing his classics being sold anywhere.

I'm talking about movies like this:

There is a YouTube channel that reviews all his newer movies it’s funny but I forgot what it’s called … I’m sure it’s pretty easy to find they review a bunch of shitty movies