Step by Step UFC is going full Hipster

Hipster nowadays means anything that isn't a bloated, woman and minority hating 4chan/reddit keyboard warrior mouthbreather who's seen less sun than a vampire.
 
It's not as bad as NBA

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this broad is kinda cute
hipster chicks are hot
hipster dudes are douches
 
Apparently dressing with class is hipster.
The whole thing is just a way to divide people.

It's like I said, a witch hunt!

"You like this and look like this, you're a hipster!"

"No, you're a hipster! I heard you speak like this!"

"You're a hipster!"

"No you're a witch!"

It's all a bunch of silliness if you ask me.
 
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This isn't this guys fashion sense though, that is what people are poking fun at. It is a lazy, no originality carbon copy of how my grandpa looked in the 1960's, you're damn right I'm going to cast judgment on it. It worked for the 1960's but when adult men binge watch a season of Madmen and start doing shit like this, it's needs mocking. I do the same to all of the fake biker gangs that have sprung up after Sons of Anarchy became popular too so don't get your neckbeard in a bunch. I am an equal opportunity offender when it comes to poking fun at grown men who play dress up and emulate fictional characters they see on TV.

This isn't hipster its preppy. Completely different things.

Also pick a fashion magazine up and see what's currently popular. Cardigans have been in for quite some time now
 
Also pick a fashion magazine up and see what's currently popular.

Sounds good. I will promise to pick one up if you promise to pick up a hammer, chainsaw or something along those lines.
 
Sounds good. I will pick one up if you promise to pick up a hammer or chainsaw or something along those lines.


Oh wow a hammer? Who hasn't used one of them before.

You're still a grunt and shitty dresser who has no sense of style
 
You know you're making sense when the person you're talking smack to likes your post
 
Oh wow a hammer? Who hasn't used one of them before.

You're still a grunt and shitty dresser who has no sense of style

Go grab yourself a venti Starbucks with some pumpkin spice and treat yourself to a mani pedi. We'll get through this.
 
5 pages in and still no shots of Uncle Creepy moustache.


Anyway, to those saying "so wearing glasses, having a beard and dressing nice is Hipster?" The answer is yes.
 
Actually, I'll bite. NFL has kept it respectable with suits, by and large. UFC seems to have strongly adapted the modern pussy fashion sense of hipster glasses, plaids, pinks and purples, skinny jeans.
 
5 pages in and still no shots of Uncle Creepy moustache.


Anyway, to those saying "so wearing glasses, having a beard and dressing nice is Hipster?" The answer is yes.

It's basically the 70s all over again.
 
Sounds good. I will promise to pick one up if you promise to pick up a hammer, chainsaw or something along those lines.

Plenty of hipsters own chainsaws, they make great interior decorating when mounted on the wall of the Hipster known as the Lumber Sexual.
 
this is how people are today. Fighters are humans too, they see how people are dressing and want to stay in "fashion". most the world is "hipster" then. But TS was defending JJ's bs in other threads, pretty sure he is one too. Don't know why it should be important, unless you expect everyone to do what you think they should.
 
So lemme get this straight......

- A beard makes you hipster

- A clean shaven face makes you gay


If you look like Jason Statham or Chuck Liddell, you essentially become 100% alpha male.


Got it!
 
TS this thread is amazing

You know what this coincides with? USADA. Less testosterone = hipsters
 
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