What Remains Of Edith Finch
Okay, so this my first official "walking simulator" game. I'll just say that the genre has earned it's reputation, if this is anything to go by. It's an adventure game, minus all the puzzles and gameplay elements that make them worthwhile. That all adds up to about a two hour "game", where all you do is walk around, look for the "interaction" prompt, and walk some more, while the story plays out. It's fucking atrocious, and insulting that they would charge more than $5 for this garbage. It's not "artistic", it's just plain lazy.
That said, I don't want to crap all over the story and direction, which is all well put together. It has an interesting story with a great setting, but you don't earn any of it. It's just given to you, like a pop-up book. It's so mindless and hollow. You know what would make this game decent? Some fucking gameplay, where you have to solve some problems to unlock the next revelation in the story. This game just says fuck all that, here is a story. That's it. There are no branching paths, or anything. It's just a linear story, where all you do is walk and have it told to you. "Gaming for Grandma" is what this genre should be called. It's embarrassing that a game like this gets any praise at all, and even wins awards. What the fuck are people smoking? This is the laziest shit ever. I LOVE adventure games. This isn't an adventure game. It's lazy bullshit. Might pass as VR tech demo, and that's about it.
4/10