Star Wars vs Harry Potter

[French Canadian]

They're very similar because they both use the "Hero with a thousand faces" plot line. It's a very common plot line and the story's development is basically the same : what's different is the universe and the lores.

 

[spin]

whats with all the need to rank everything?

i just enjoy multiple things

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

Star Wars/Trek is gay

 

[Clippy]

Wow the similarities are impressive

Now do Lord of the rings and The Matrix

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Never seen even 5 mins of Harry Potter.

 

[GORETAURO]

Never seen even 5 mins of Harry Potter.

Your major award is in the mail.

Spoiler

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Anyone over 3 saying Harry Potter needs to be shot.

Fixed.

 

[Andersons Foot]

Where is the poll?

Now, if it is the REAL original 2 SW unmolested by additions I would say SW.
But if you were going to give me a choice and say I had to sit through the new versions of the original 3 and all the SHITFESTS made after it or watch all the harry potters, I would take HP hands fucking down.
You can watch all the HP movies without ruining your favorite ones.
Lucas did his shit to ruin the original 3 plus the follow up movies are so bad they ruin your love of the original 3.

Yes, star wars is the first movie I ever saw and I had all the SW shit as a kid--- Even the Luke Skywalker pilot underoos.


Now, if you ask me what universe would I want to live in, then I say the HP universe because I want to marry a Gryffindor witch but cheat on her with a Slytherin witch because they are such evil sluts. Plus I want to see what spells that phoenix tail core wand can do to improve my fleshy wand.

A mod would have to add it.

 

[AgedFlatus]

Your major award is in the mail.

Spoiler

Mind powers...

 

[FyrFytr998]

Only reliable part of the OP was the token reference.

 

[Andersons Foot]

Never seen even 5 mins of Harry Potter.

It's pretty good.

 

[Thai Domi]

 

[Deleted member 53199]

Anyone over 30 saying Harry Potter needs to be shot.

Yes, if Force Awakens wouldn't have been made (one of the worst movies ever, no Harry Potter movie is such pussy as The Force Awakens), but TFA was made, so HP wins.

 

[Andersons Foot]

Could a mod add a poll?

 

[UL]

They both suck.

 

[TrueBias]

WE SETTLED THIS YEARS AGO, GOD DAMMIT.

 

[Andersons Foot]

They both suck.

 

[Kardashians]

nerds

 

[GORETAURO]

nerds

Hey, it is well known that Nerds hang out in a stripper's butthole.

 

[Loiosh]

...you definitely have a talent at summarizing movie plots in a homoerotic way. What's your take on Ridley Scott's Alien? A story of men having long penis shaped proboscis shoved down their throats to be impregnated?

There have been many articles written on Alien as a rape metaphor.

It isn't subtle.