STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS v.10 (Dragonlord's Review)

If you have seen STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS, how would you rate it?

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How did the bad guys build the new Death Star? I thought they were poor and demolished after Return Of The Jedi.
 
jefferz said:
Darth Sion pretty much almost insta healed.
You understand the whole Rule of Two thing right? To claim he's just an apprentice is asinine.
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Whats your point exactly? That he can insta heal? Because he cant. So why did you bring it up? Just like Darth Sidious can shoot lightning from his fingers. Does that mean Ren can? Or something?

He may or may not be more than an apprentice, but it was explicitly made clear that he was not fully trained.
jefferz said:
You notice how he kept hitting himself in the injury? It was to increase pain and rage for power from the Dark Side. That's pretty par for the course with Sith.
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Again, what is your point? That the Bowcaster that they made a point to show how powerful it was multiple times was some how not damaging to him? Or something? Again?

You could just as easily argue that he needed to channel his rage to stay concious.

Either you accept that this weapon that was shown throughout the movie to be exceptionally powerful harmed him when he was shot with it, hence all the sweating, gasping, bleeding, etc.

OR

Let's ignore all of those things and interpret it in a completely different way that is not backed up by anything that's happened in any of the Star Wars movies ever.
 
When Chewie, Han, Rey, Fin reunite in the planet Death Star, they make a point to show Chewie hand Han some black cloak. What was that? Is that how Han makes it to the next two movies?

The design of Kylo Ren looks really shitty, but he seemed really powerful, but got whooped by rookie Rey. Is he gone for good? What's his backstory?

What's the story with the giant Supreme pizza, I mean Supreme Leader? Was he just a long distance video phone hologram?

Which original main character are Rey's parents?
 
BVG said:
I wonder if they will give Vader a red arm?

Cause ya know Disney can't have wittle kids able to reuse old Vader action figures to reenact scenes from this movie...
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Goddamn, you're already whining?
 
BVG said:
I wonder if they will give Vader a red arm?

Cause ya know Disney can't have wittle kids able to reuse old Vader action figures to reenact scenes from this movie...
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They'll never get me....

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BVG said:
I wonder if they will give Vader a red arm?

Cause ya know Disney can't have wittle kids able to reuse old Vader action figures to reenact scenes from this movie...
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Well if you read the C3PO comic book special it will reveal why he has that red arm.

And not for nothing I highly doubt Disney thought kids were gonna go all ape shit for a red armed C3PO. let's face it he isn't the talk of the town between the younger generation.

So really all you're doing is whining and being a shit talking baby
 
jefferz said:
You notice how he kept hitting himself in the injury? It was to increase pain and rage for power from the Dark Side. That's pretty par for the course with Sith.
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Is that what he was doing? Weird
That was so un-sith like.

I thought gaining power from the Dark Side was on a emotional/mental level, not a physical one.
 
Sexy said:
why does he have the red arm? im not gonna read that shit. im gonna guess that he is old as balls and his old arm fell off/needed to be replaced.
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looking into it, he had the red arm because he's old as fuck and had to use junk bit parts (that don't match) to get by...and then he miraculously found either a gold arm replacement at the end, or gold paint.

Wasn't that so obvious?

And yes...it was to sell toys. Don't give me no comic book fan fair service. Nobody gives two shits about comic books or video game canon.
 
BVG said:
looking into it, he had the red arm because he's old as fuck and had to use junk bit parts (that don't match) to get by...and then he miraculously found either a gold arm replacement at the end, or gold paint.

Wasn't that so obvious?

And yes...it was to sell toys. Don't give me no comic book fan fair service. Nobody gives two shits about comic books or video game canon.
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okay
that makes sense and is lgoical, old part then painted. im okay with that not sure why anyone would get pissed abou tit
 
BVG said:
looking into it, he had the red arm because he's old as fuck and had to use junk bit parts (that don't match) to get by...and then he miraculously found either a gold arm replacement at the end, or gold paint.

Wasn't that so obvious?

And yes...it was to sell toys. Don't give me no comic book fan fair service. Nobody gives two shits about comic books or video game canon.
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This just in, a movie studio wants to make money.
 
Rhood said:
Is that what he was doing? Weird
That was so un-sith like.

I thought gaining power from the Dark Side was on a emotional/mental level, not a physical one.
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Pain causes anger. Anger feeds the Dark Side.
 
Dizzy said:
Because you started randomly whining about it would be my guess.
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I took an easy shot a stupid detail in force awakens that has Disney's signature on it which is useless/needless plot device designed to sell toys....and infused it into a question about Darth Vader.

Be a man, chuckle and move on in life.

:)

(oh and just a head's up... I'm probably gonna call them out on it again if they pull that shit in this movie. So toughen up your star wars skin fella, we got 7 years of this shit to go!)
 
BVG said:
I took an easy shot a stupid detail in force awakens that has Disney's signature on it which is useless/needless plot device designed to sell toys....and infused it into a question about Darth Vader.

Be a man, chuckle and move on in life.

:)

(oh and just a head's up... I'm probably gonna call them out on it again if they pull that shit in this movie. So toughen up your star wars skin fella, we got 7 years of this shit to go!)
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Lol at "be a man."

You've done nothing but whine about these movies for like six months.
 
Dizzy said:
Lol at "be a man."

You've done nothing but whine about these movies for like six months.
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And you've done nothing but whine about my whining!

LOL!

I gave force a 7. That's a pretty decent score. It just had some big let downs to it. Your problem is you can't stand anyone taking a shot at it.
 
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