Spin It Both Ways

[NHB7]

Describe an upcoming fight or a fighter like a nuthugger then like a hater.

Frank Mir vs Mark Hunt

nuthugger: Two MMA legends come together in a clash that's been dreamed of since 2007!

Hater: two past their prime HWs in the crappiest MMA division were somehow granted main event status and we are supposed to pretend the outcome is relevant.

 

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Jones vs DC

1. Again we are going to see 2 of the best LHW ever are finally going to a chance to let their fighting do the talking for their feud. DC, the king of the LHW division, gets a chance at redemption against the only man to ever best him Jon Jones, who gets a chance to take back the title he never lost.

2. Battle of the eye poking, substance addicted, pregnant women crashing narcissus Jon "cocaine is one hell of a drug" Jones vs the unlikable, whiney paper champ Captain "please like me"