Spiderman > Wolverine....the truth hurts

Pen is mightier than sword and sword is a blade, blades have beaten Tumbleweed so pen has a chance.

Fuck your MMAth.

Totally different style. No one uses disposable ballpoint BIC pens for anything that would beat the sword. That can ass pens greatest accomplishement was doodling in some kids notebook.
 
Have you seen Logan?

Yes, that's old man Logan, when his healing factor starts to become like a regular humans and he's poisoned by adumantium.

The unspoken assumption is that they're both at their prime, I mean we aren't comparing Wolverine against pre-radioactive spider-bitten Peter Parker.
 
Yes, that's old man Logan, when his healing factor starts to become like a regular humans and he's poisoned by adumantium.

The unspoken assumption is that they're both at their prime, I mean we aren't comparing Wolverine against pre-radioactive spider-bitten Peter Parker.
i meant that in relation to the immortality claim.
 
Isn't it pretty much established that wolverine is unkillable?

He came back from this.

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Versus these babyback pussies?

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How about NAH

wait, there has been 3 spiderman actors recently? holy shit. were these 3 reboots or just one actor replacing another? because that is a lot of reboots in a really short time. even batman is saying that's a lot of reboots
 
How can Logan actually be killed?
I know he died in a few alternate time lines.

I can't remember who's killed him. I remember in one comic Cyclops killed Sabretooth after he wounded Psylocke but I can't remember Wolverine getting killed.
 
lol damn I think I remember this. Why are they even fighitng again?

Something to do with an ex-Spy who Logan used to work with. The story was set in East Berlin, that's how long ago it was.
 
Physically, Spiderman should win, but he fights dumb against Wolverine.
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Well that fight was when he was a college kid too, and far from the peak of his abilities or combat skills. Wolverine is essentially unkillable, but he can still get his ass kicked. And that's what Peter would do.
 
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lol damn I think I remember this. Why are they even fighitng again?

One of Wolvie's old espionage pals, Charlemagne was being hunted like a dog. She knew that she would eventually get killed and wanted Wolvie to be the one to take her out so she could die with a friend and deny her enemies the satisfaction of killing her. Spidey not completely understanding the situation tried to stop Wolverine from killing Charlemagne.
 
Physically, Spiderman should win, but he fights dumb against Wolverine.

Spiderman fights dumb against everyone. By all rights he should be mercing 99% of the guys he goes up against. His speed, agility, strength and intelligence? If Peter Parker ever let loose, he'd smear even the likes of Venom in under a minute.

But that guilty conscience of his and those ethics.
 
Actually I don't think snapping wolvie's neck will work. His bones are adamantium. I doubt Spidey is that strong.

Vertebrae are connected to one another by muscles and ligaments. They are basically free floating bones. Adamantium or not, it is very much possible to snap his neck. Spidey's smart enough to suss that out, and yet it's still something that eludes all of the regular super-villains in Wolverine's rogues gallery.
 
Spiderman is like Bob Sapp. Sure looks like he should win, but the kid isn't on par with Wolvie's skills.
 
When you think about it, a truly evil, ruthless Spider Man - let's say, one with the Punisher's motives and mentality - would be an absolutely brutal assassin. The combination of strength, speed, agility, intelligence, and virtual precognition would make him a devastating clandestine killing machine. If he knew pressure points, how to snap a neck, where to punch to paralyze or kill, he would absolute decimate people far stronger and tougher than him because he's a complete package that just comes together brutally. Villains are lucky he doesn't look at them like Frank Castle does, because it's hard to think up a better powerset for an outright killer than Spider Man has. I think somewhere deep down, for all of his self deprecating humour, Spidey actually realizes this, as he has gone on record saying that if the Hulk ever really went out of control, he would and could kill him, meaning he thinks he has that capability.

Wolverine is a pretty nasty and tough bugger but he's not really all that powerful. If an evil Spidey with that look in his eye wanted him dead, he'd find a way to put him down with ease - and the, through his genius level intellect, find a way to keep him down. Even if, as people have speculated, Wolverine is functionally immortal (horrible writing that doesn't reflect the established power levels of a few decades ago), he'd find himself waking up from having his head ripped off buried in the cement foundation of a new skyscraper.
 
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The funny thing about this pairing is I consider them to be the same character. Wolverine has his healing factor that suggests unkillability, but let's strip that away because all characters are unkillable.

Like Wolverine, Spiderman is misunderstood and beleagured and comes through at the end having to dig deep into his inner reserves.

It's just that Spiderman's path is a narrative from the inside, where it's the world who doesn't understand him, and Wolverine's path is from the outside, where (originally) he was regarding as a dangerous unknown quantity. Once you got to know them both, of course, you got to see their gleaming qualities. Plus, they're on opposite sides of age, Spidey being the eternal rebel youth and Wolverine always the avuncular older gentleman. Spiderman may talk a bit more, but they're both about clever rejoinders.

That doesn't make sense. People can't write or draw characters of a different race from themselves.
It blew my mind finding out Jim Owsley was Christopher Priest.
 
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