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Speaking of the new UFC, Arianny and Brittney gotta go.

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Whereas one is apt to see curves whilst viewing a boxing card of at least average significance, what you get with the UFC is...creepy and sad.

WEC Brittney is now REKT Brittney, and Arianny is now...Scarianny. >:(

Also, in terms of UFC pay-per-views, elite ring card girls should be at the fore...seriously. (akin to boxing) The powers that be should NOT underestimate the extra bit of drawing power that showcasing HOT girls has to offer...

In boxing, said elite ring card girls make around $2,000 per PPV, and I personally know MANY girls who would totally take those gigs if given the chance. (I go to Gage Academy in Seattle as well as other various life drawing studios, and some of my friends ((many of whom are dancers)) are SO on point...to say the very least)

...that stark juxtaposition betwixt utter violence and sublime beauty is quite a thing to behold.

Furthermore, the UFC ring card girls in general are very one note... Curves and colors are obviously not properly represented.

It's just sad that the 2 ring card girls most associated with the UFC are exceedingly plastic... Their faces are a fucking horror show, and regarding fake tits, I know that some guys prefer fake tits to no tits, but...not I. Fake tits are like fake butts... No thank you.

On a related note, I think Miesha would be hotter if she was natural, however, I imagine I'm in the minority about that.

Anyway, in my humble opinion, it would be pretty rad if there were guest ring card girls on a regular basis atop the normal full-time girls. (so to speak...)

If I was in charge of the ring card girl department I would (for example) ask Megan Anderson to be a guest...as her schedule would allow.





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Agreed. Way too much monster face with those two.

I miss WEC Brittney :(
 
Now we need some thick ass tig ol bittied sistas to be the ring girls imo.
 
Megan is very attractive but I don't think Dana wants the ring girl being bigger than some of the male featherweights LMAO
 
Agreed on the plastic tits, they are gross and have to go, even small tits are better.
 
There shouldnt be ring girls at all. Its a bizarre and sexist practice.
 
Rizin? they don't hold back no punches
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Just straight up Fantasy why don't ya?
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agree lets get some fresh hotties in there and not keep the next ones 50 years
 
People always talk about WEC Britney (I'm one of them, in fact), but what way Arianny like when she burst on to the hyper competitive scene of numbered-card holding? I can't remember.

And Alien-faced Britney is nowhere near as scary as that botox-riddled Brazilian from last weekend. Every time she blew a kiss at the camera her face couldn't move at all.
 
Maybe William Morris Agency is looking at their client's portfolios for new ring girl replacements
 
Y'all should try having sex with a girl. It's really fun and issues like these dont matter as much.
 
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