International Space Force troops finally receive a name. They will be called Guardians

[skysolo]

I guess "....of the Galaxy" was taken.

I was hoping for the Ginyu Americans or Tattooed Teenage American Forces from Beverly Hills.

 

[Cole train]

the imperial guard

Emperor protects

 

[panamaican]

I want to mock this so bad but I try to support the troops and they didn't pick this.

 

[Wet Blanket]

How is this not a joke?

 

[Deleted member 579584]

is Groot their mascot

 

[Deleted member 484047]

All jokes aside, eventually space will be militarized so having it be a separate branch does make sense. The names and logos they are coming up with are pretty silly, however.

 

[Bushpig]

I was totally hoping that wasn't spelling mistake in the thread title, and they were going to be called "Guaradians".

 

[PoundForPound]

Have names changed/evolved for the other military branches?

 

[BassAckwards]

disappointed they werent called chairborne commandos

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Thank god these losers will all be gone next month.

 

[Falsedawn]

Have names changed/evolved for the other military branches?

I think they call the Army "Warriors" which always tickled the fuck out of me.

 

[Day Drinking]

Have names changed/evolved for the other military branches?

Yeah they were always trying make us say stupid shit in the navy.

 

[brackis1]

I am shocked that double digit IQ corporate retard America would produce this...

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

guardians of Uranus

 

[Stoic1]

I would post a few Warhammer 40k memes but I am tired and going to bed.

 

[Lenny4Guvnor]

Cool name... but what exactly do we need to be guarded from?

 

[ElKarlo]

All jokes aside, eventually space will be militarized so having it be a separate branch does make sense. The names and logos they are coming up with are pretty silly, however.

Agreed we'll Def need military in space.
That said, I think the sillier the names the better.
Maybe space Spartans would have been better?

 

[skysolo]

Cool name... but what exactly do we need to be guarded from?

We mustn't stand around and allow him to reach his final form.

 

[ElKarlo]

Cool name... but what exactly do we need to be guarded from?

All seriousness aside, you walked into a mom joke as big as @Revolver s mom. Which dwarfs planets

 

[Swing]

I remember how disappointed I was by "Army Strong" as it was such a step down from "Be All You Can Be."

It's practically poetry compared to this.

Edit: Their actual motto isn't so bad: Always Above. I wonder if we have the same person to thank. Maybe the motto was beginner's luck.