***SOS HELP ME IMMEDIATELY***

[Askren’s chin]

Oh my man, i can take over a week depending on certain variables

Yea it depends on what you took and how much, you could be going for a while

 

[The Catch-Wrestler]

Yup.. just in case he really needed help..

Good on you for stopping by and offering us all some much-needed clarification, at least to some degree.

You sound like a good dude. Take care over there bro.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Threads like this bring me out of retirement. Is Ronny still dead? Christian Butto still around? UberTS?

This post to join date ratio is legendary.... Congrats TS

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Quick, just tell me who to ban, bro

WHO DO I BAN

How about yourself?
In that way, you can empathize, and have mercy on us in the FuTuRe!

 

[Wormwood]

He's coming down from something


Been there myself back in 09', i was coming down from several things and was convinced the local drug store was a tax front for a human trafficking ring. I reported it to anonymously and tried to spread the word online, but was afraid if i went to the police directly i would be promptly arrested.

The drug store was owned by some 70 year old quaker who actually went to school with my grandpa.

Yea it depends on what you took and how much, you could be going for a while

ive also seen it where drug use triggers mental illness... not sure if that’s quite the medical diagnosis, but I’ve seen drug use trigger long lasting paranoia way after the drugs wear off. It’s pretty crazy...

 

[tonni]

I got a friend in Phuket

Oh come on

 

[Gambit MMA]

So if the man's lying and full of shit, are we sending a sherbro to go whoop his ass for bullshitting us?

 

[tonni]

You want me to send some Yakuza?

 

[Sonny Qc]

Oh come on

What?

 

[tonni]

So if the man's lying and full of shit, are we sending a sherbro to go whoop his ass for bullshitting us?

If you pay for the ticket etc I will go and wring him out like a very pale rag.

 

[tonni]

What?

I did not know Phuket was a real location. I thought you were taking the piss.

 

[Askren’s chin]

ive also seen it where drug use triggers mental illness... not sure if that’s quite the medical diagnosis, but I’ve seen drug use trigger long lasting paranoia way after the drugs wear off. It’s pretty crazy...

Oh yea absolutely, anything that fucks which the chemicals in your head can set you off balance if abused

 

[The UFC Brander Collector]

<Lmaoo>

Father Ted GOAT

 

[Sonny Qc]

I did not know Phuket was a real location. I thought you were taking the piss.

Phuket / Fck it.

Lol yeah, could have been a bad joke, but no.

 

[usernamee]

Yea, but can we afford the "Rent-A-Trannie" we have to get him, to make his cover believable?

A low end tranny will do him just fine.

He better bang that fucking thing if we're going to pay for it though.

 

[tonni]

Phuket / Fck it.

Lol yeah, could have been a bad joke, but no.

I once knew a cute chick from Phuket. Despite the dick I said fuck it.

 

[44nutman]

Since I am an American and we suck at Geography, how long of a drive is it to Thailand from Florida? I am ready to help a Sherbro out. My 96 Corolla has a full tank of gas.

 

[tonni]

Since I am an American and we suck at Geography, how long of a drive is it to Thailand from Florida? I am ready to help a Sherbro out. My 96 Corolla has a full tank of gas.

Just keep driving North until the Arctic interstate to China.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

A low end tranny will do him just fine.

He better bang that fucking thing if we're going to pay for it though.

I...concur..... but no pics please!!

 

[Atomic 187]

Just read through this entire epic thread. Fucking A. It's like some crazy mashup of Taken and Pineapple Express with a sprinkle of Too Wong Foo........starring Simon Pegg


@Wormwood genuine GOAT Sherbro