***SOS HELP ME IMMEDIATELY***

[Milton_Gracie]

Receptionist. Not girlfriend.

He thinks he's being framed for crimes.

You’re in direct contact and live messaging with him as we speak?

 

[Dog Gynecologist]

Future addition to 'Ultimate Sherdog Classics, Memes and Legends'?

Bellator should book UberTS vs HuntedByThaiMafiaTS

 

[Askren’s chin]

Rabdom side fact: The FBI had to look into calvin kattar because he had sparred the brothers responsable for the boston marathon bombing a few days earlier.

You fucking what?

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

DM me, I’ll help you for money

I'll help ONLY the MoNeY!

 

[Rorschachxx]

Bro, I bowled a perfect game at a kid birthday party high on LSD. Anything is possible!

So you're just going to tease us like that without providing us the full story? Come on my man...

 

[Lights Out 101]

Bro?

 

[Reign009]

I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. The embassy might not be able to help with the mafia, but they may be able to help someone having a schizophrenic episode. And if that gets communicated to the embassy, it might make it safer in how they approach him to help.

No problem, my post wasn't aimed directly at you.

 

[GoodBadHBK]

Posting in legendary thread.

Bret > Shawn

 

[GearSolidMetal]

You’re in direct contact and live messaging with him as we speak?

Yes.

 

[crodor3]

dudes likely in a blackout I would imagine, or laughing his ass off at all these dimestore matlocks and freuds diagnosing him with "schizophrenic episodes" lol. relax sherbros. if he could post that rambling nonsense to sherdog but not email the embassy direct I would get your bullshit detectors out.

 

[Ecker707]

Trouble makers find trouble. It is what it is.

No normal peacefull backpacker, tourist, or martial artist going on a normal trip, wont get into trouble like this.

So either this is fake to gain some attention on a forum (thats sad), or you got yourself into some serious trouble by doing shit you knew was wrong. And now you feel sorry for yourself (even sadder).

Either way.. it is what it is.

Go to bed Max

 

[The Audience]

 

[The Chosen]

Guys, stop with the drugs speculations and quit wasting time. Even if it is that, he might still need help.

Whether this is a prank or not, don't take the chance and not do anything because the consequences could be too great. If this is a prank, then I will actually be relieved but it's better to not take the chance of doing nothing.

Contact the embassy or anyone else that you think could help. If it was a prank, then fair play but someone might seriously need help.

You are easily deceived.

 

[Arkain2K]

This is straight up the strangest thing I have seen in all my years on Sherdog. Not just the incoherence of it all (what exactly are we supposed to tell the FBI?), but the fact that he chose Sherdog of all places to report a supposedly impending crime in Thailand.

 

[genecop]

Time for him to dress like a girl and slip out the front door..

 

[Damien Karras]

Receptionist. Not girlfriend.

He thinks he's being framed for crimes.

So what you're saying is you find this all makes sense: The stolen then replaced clothes. The random coins. This all leads to mafia?

 

[crodor3]

MODS DO NOT DELETE

My name is Joshua Harley and I am a 33 year old Canadian. There's a very good chance my life is now finished forever.

I need you to contact the embassy of Canada RIGHT Now if you are reading this. As well as any other agency that you think can help me while being stranded overseas in Thailand. Anything and everything will help. Make absolutely as much noise as you can.

CNN, FBI, everything. Contact them all immediately. You need to make as much noise as possible or I'm dead before midnight I guarantee it.

I am at white orchid inn 2 on soi 4 in Nana plaza and I have no way of getting to the embassy. The entire hotel is helping, in fact most of the street is because it's my life or hers. The Mafia will shoot me dead before I make it to the embassy.

I will either be framed for about a thousand bullshit crimes I didn't do, and then be expected to raise millions to avoid being shot dead or thrown in jail for some ridiculous amount of time. Or I'll simply be shot dead later on today.

If you are reading this, please help me out. I don't want to die here in this hotel on this road. I want to go home.

so holed up in a hotel room, able to post this with proper punctuation, but unable to follow up at all with even a one word message? hmmm

 

[Milton_Gracie]

Yes.

So what’s the deal? He’s locked himself in his room and hiding? People are looking looking for him?

 

[Jose Beehive]

dudes likely in a blackout I would imagine, or laughing his ass off at all these dimestore matlocks and freuds diagnosing him with "schizophrenic episodes" lol. relax sherbros. if he could post that rambling nonsense to sherdog but not email the embassy direct I would get your bullshit detectors out.

Maybe he did but didn't think it would get any traction, he's also seemingly paranoid about his phones being tapped into, so potentially thinks his efforts won't be successful.. His Name, Address, posts all seem to add up to some degree.

 

[Jose Beehive]

so holed up in a hotel room, able to post this with proper punctuation, but unable to follow up at all with even a one word message? hmmm

He's chatting to a Sherbro on Instagram apparently right now.