Someone needs to talk to Arnold Allen

Winning fights and being a good fighter is not enough. We need you to be a public relations specialist, social media strategist, internet darling, and consummate showman too.
 
I'd like to see some of these "Alpha" Sherdoggers go pick a fight with a guy like Luke Cummo or John Gunther, and see how that turns out for you. Some funny guys here.
 
"Jesus come quickly, we're barely hanging on." Dennis Hallman knows how to sell a fight.
 
He is very good.

Him and Dariush are very similar in that they are very good, but refuse the pageantry or to try and sell themselves at all.
 
The only world you and us are aware of.
quit whining.
It's the same shit in any aspect of life.
People whine all the time about how unfair life is, and how others worked less and earned more than them.

I actually earned more than my share., and still realize, the game is retarded..
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Maybe he's happy to just compete. I respect guys like Colby, who make an effort to play the game, and I also respect guys like Allen, or Leon, or Dariush, who don't give a fuck and would rather be themselves.
 
He didn’t need to put on a full on promo, but he sold himself short by acting like he didn’t deserve a title shot. Yes, an injury happened but you still got a win over a top opponent and you have a long win streak. Call for the title shot, worst that can happen is you don’t get it.
 
I'd like to see some of these "Alpha" Sherdoggers go pick a fight with a guy like Luke Cummo or John Gunther, and see how that turns out for you. Some funny guys here.

Hey, wise guy. I don't give two shits about the news, the Cum o brothers in the Covid Rooms with their 70's New York Nipple Rings still showing in the Gumba Sunshine on cloudy days. And the &@# who wants to fuck Rachel from Friends. I don't have many old shirts left that still fit, but I'd rip mine and yours and the second ugly guy next to you holding your candles to &%&# @#$+ in the garden while the little birds sing.
 
Don't worry, soon WME will have scripts and acting coaches for the ranked fighters and Sherdog's need for pro wrestling promos will be fulfilled
 
Someone hire Jim Cornette to talk for him.
Seriously though if I was a fighter I'd bring a guy like Jim Cornette in to be my mouthpiece and create a buzz.
 
Fuck the buzz, I'm a Mopar man, you don't hire a F-body man for B-body job that spans multiple days away from chemical fumes and picking mole sores out of a pasty hairy flesh consistency.
 
Fuck the buzz, I'm a Mopar man but you don't hire a F-Body mopar to maleate a Cornette.
 
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