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Orange you ashamed of yourself?At my work a few years ago, someone was stealing bananas out of people's desks. We called that person the "banandit".
Orange you ashamed of yourself?At my work a few years ago, someone was stealing bananas out of people's desks. We called that person the "banandit".
This thread is from October 2016
Caught some white trash about an hour ago. Chased him out of my drive way. This dude must of scoped the place out prior. When I reviewed my security cams he came in already knowing where to go. Luckily I got the drop on him before he could steal to many. He probably got 3 or 4 which is to many already.
Annoying thing there was a cop down the street. I was waving at him and he was looking on his phone and when he looked up he started turning.
Caught some white trash about an hour ago. Chased him out of my drive way. This dude must of scoped the place out prior. When I reviewed my security cams he came in already knowing where to go. Luckily I got the drop on him before he could steal to many. He probably got 3 or 4 which is to many already.
Annoying thing there was a cop down the street. I was waving at him and he was looking on his phone and when he looked up he started turning.
I'd like to respond to this post from 2016 with a 1996 reference.It's an Asian fruit.
Lmao.Was going to ask if you lived in San Jose/Cupertino area... Harness the power of superstition to thwart that smelly Chinese rat who's stealing your fruit:
Hang signs of the number 4 (unlucky) in black and white (mourning and loss) but avoid 8 (lucky)
Hang a clock from a branch with ribbon and a bow attached. (giving someone a clock basically means you’re sending them off to the great beyond.)
Place an owl near your trees. (omen of bad luck, ill health, or death.)
The only know defense against white trash is an education or a job. Good luck with that.
I have nothing to add, but I would like an update when the persimmon poacher is jab touched.
You think a guy who grows persimmons is going to step to?
Obviously you never met a dude that grows persimmons. We roll hard.
Also I don’t just have persimmons, I have apple trees, lemon trees, lime trees, orange trees, avocado trees, tomatoes, jalapeños, basil, and rosemary.
This dude was white. I don’t have white neighbors.
nonetheless AK 47 is a tool if somebody steal my fruit I act a mutha fuckin fool
you should too