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In case you haven't heard - Jones was accidentally taking tainted creatine in his tainted cocaine, so he is pardoned with no ban! No harm, no foul! Since this verdict, UFC and USADA have decided to continue this progressive line of thought with some additional great changes, listed below!
-Eyepokes now to be scored round by round as takedowns!
-Therapeutic-use exemptions for cocaine (not marijuana though, "because we aren't savages!") !
-UFC athletes now have a chance to join an elite "Jeff Novitsky Friend" inner sanctum with special benefits!
-NEW, Open Weight, "Positively Positive" Josh Barnett TITLE BELT up for grabs! (More belts = more money!!)
UFC and USADA hope you enjoy these changes, and we look forward to the new year!
-Eyepokes now to be scored round by round as takedowns!
-Therapeutic-use exemptions for cocaine (not marijuana though, "because we aren't savages!") !
-UFC athletes now have a chance to join an elite "Jeff Novitsky Friend" inner sanctum with special benefits!
-NEW, Open Weight, "Positively Positive" Josh Barnett TITLE BELT up for grabs! (More belts = more money!!)
UFC and USADA hope you enjoy these changes, and we look forward to the new year!
