Some good MMA quotes

[Conor McTouchbutt]

Sup Sherdog, need some help here. Just need some good MMA quotes from fighters for a project I'm working on at work. Can be funny to inspiring to badass.. whatever. I've barely had any sleep lately and my brain is fried. My favorite off the top of my head is..

I promise violence! - Wandy

Thanks in advance!

 

[ChickenNugget]

Ken Shamrock: I'll beat you into a living death

Tito Ortiz: *lulz*

Ken Shamrock: *kicks chair*

Chair hits Dana White in the face.



Edit: The scene as a gif

 

[odog]

 

[kimchi dog taco]

GSP has great ones "not impressed by your performans" "no one can 'andle my riddum"

Anderson Silva's always applicable "is normal" and "trust me, i back"

Nick Diaz "don't be scared homie"

Actually I think those are all by KENNY FLORIAN

 

[ortizgnp]

 

[105]

"I'll fight any man god put on this earth." ---Chael Sonnen
"Come up to 155, I'll bend you over and beat lucky charms out of your ass." ---Donald Cerrone
"I was not imprezzed with your parformAnz"---GSP

 

[PureLite]

"The ladder is so high, the altitude is so high they cannot breathe. Hey bro, the altitude is too high."-Trt Belfort

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

"I'm 22 now, so in 3 years I see myself being 25."
- Rampage

 

[105]

Jon Jones to DC: You're the biggest pussie I've ever seen.

DC: Am I really the biggest pussie you've ever seen, Jon? Really?"

JJ: Yeah

DC: OK

 

[Still your boy]

And this is still my boy!

 

[wookie brawl]

"thats not my drugs!" old man "the snitch" northcutt

 

[FadeLess]

"A fighter, a real strong fighter should always look dignified and calm and I believe that any expression of aggression is an expression of weakness. A strong person will not be nervous and will not express aggression towards his opponent. He will be confident in his abilities and his training, then he will face the fight calm and balanced."

btw ... there was a thread about this , not so long ago..

 

[Sonny Qc]

“This is the Ultimate Fighter. We don’t vote guys off, we beat them off.” – Dana White

“I knew he was hurt when I hit him in the nose and he went AHHHHH…” – GSP

“I want to fuck… I want to fight, with Chuck.” – Wanderlei Silva

“Matt Hughes beat me fair and square…I’m sorry, I’m still learning English; ‘fairly squarely.'” – GSP

“I’m going to beat him into a living death.” – Ken Shamrock

“He is gonna find out who Ken Shamrock is, was, and is now!” – Ken Shamrock

“I am very confident this fight can go either way.” – Ken Shamrock

“I’ve got fresh guys coming on me every five minutes.” – GSP

“Half of this game is 90% mental” – Tim Sylvia


“Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of BJJ” – Mike Goldberg

“He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.” – Mike Goldberg

“If Jardine’s last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense.” – Mike Goldberg

“Houston Alexander IS FOR REAL!!!” – Joe Rogan

 

[Still your boy]

"Listen people, Listen, Listen, what happened to you USA, what happened to you, you use to be the best of the best in the world, the name is Jesus Christ, be for Jesus, not gay Jesus, people.'

 

[loisestrad]

-Cro Cop: The guys that are always trying to impress girls by saying 'Hey, I bought a new Ferrari or I bought a new ship.' I will take her to my room and she'll see 30 guns. 15 revolvers.

-Cro cop's Manager: And a small dick.

 

[$uicideboy$]

we're not here to take part, we're here to take over

 

[Deleted member 498977]

He's a dick of a person. ( Matt Serra).

Very cock guy. So much Cock ( Werdum)

 

[bettergenes]

 

[alexxx]

the one who does not fall does not stand up - the last emperor

 

[NightwingBJJ]

CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?!?